It was kinda sexist though.

I dream that one day, I will be proven wrong, god exists, and will remove all of the idiots from this earth.

That's how much he loves himself.

Indeed. It becomes very difficult to do much of anything when you're laughing that hard.

You don't matter. No one else does either. But act like you all do.

Could be. People really haven't changed much over the centuries.

I thought they were supposed to climb on the book.

Maybe, if it's either going trick or treating, or going to a party with a bunch of half-naked girls in degrading costumes at 14, than maybe, just maybe, you're the one at fault here.

Yeah really, what. The. Fuck?

Alex did something similar. Birds are fucking smart.

Email scams would actually be a good analogy. This is just propaganda.

I mean, that's the thing. The dog is too stupid to have complex emotions.

I mean, it would basically be a small, flaming ball of melted plastic once fired, but still...

Lol. The guy is right. Killing dogs is not the same as killing a human no matter how well trained or intelligent the creature may appear to be. Killing a police dog should come with the additional charge of obstruction of justice, and killing a pet for no reason should be treated as animal cruelty. Though bear in mind that justifications for this are actually fairly common.

How in the hell do people get cats to stay put long enough to take these pictures?

Until the dolphin rapes the seal.