And the idiot thinks that begging will work instead of say, demonstrating with something small like a paper clip? And the author thinks you'll get executed for clear self defense against a mugging even if, as others have pointed out, the investigation did not unearth the clear and obvious inconsistencies?

No, it's to hang the pot on the wall.

You know it's a good troll when it ends with someone named dirtykate calling you a perverted piece of shit.

"Every ten minutes randomly."

How the hell did that happen?

That's brilliant. The elegance. Wow.

The Ukraine one just gets better and better the more you look.

Proper response is give the kid points for CORRECTLY ANSWERING THE QUESTION AS WORDED and then change the wording to prevent that in the future. If I was the kids parent, I would make sure that happened.

But unlike iPhones, Samsungs actually do that. At least the first part anyway...

And is failing. Step one: keep your eyes on the road.

That's a Monty python sketch isn't it?

Heh.

How the fuck is that even holding?

Not really.

Jesus Christ.