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this_isntme · 5 years ago

This is hilarious.
CSB time. I just called Verizon.
My time is up and I want a new deal. I asked about Internet only. No problem , price seemed right.
Gonna need a new modem.
I already have a modem.
Nope gonna need a new modem. $18/month forever.
OK.
Also gonna need a one time install charge of $275.
Why? I have service.
Oh, with the new modem that service won't work unless we do this install. Don't worry. We'l just send you a new router and you plug it in and we'll calibrate everything on our end. No need for an installer to come by.
OK....
And there will be a $43.17/month fee for using our network without using the video package.

I actually don't know 16 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

Couldn't they have just rescheduled it for like not that week? Pretty sure her physician knew when.

The genius family 5 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

Carl....Carl!!!! is that you Carl?

USWNT 4 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

I'm going to type this because my neighbor actually said it. And I'm building a taller fence next week.
"Just a bunch of lesbians kicking a ball."
I do not support that statement, but there it is.

Congratulations 6 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

I'm reminded a a Bailey Jay Valentines Day video on Youtube that I can't post because we can't post links. But just go to 2:24 after you google Bailey Jay Valentines Day. You're welcome.
Now erase your browser history.

Upcoming movies from Hollywoke 9 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

In the 'Death of Superman' arc in DC comics after he died he was replaced by four other new Supermen.one of whom was John Henry Irons or "Steel." Who was in fact non-white. But Shaq messed that up.

Squirrel-proof bird feeder 6 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

And where I live now you can't shoot the bastards. You have to hire a company to come and relocate them. Hire a moving company for rodents.

Froot 4 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

If video games have taught me anything, these cats have a side quest to offer me.

Land of the free 12 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

They CHOSE to be wrong and insensitive. That's what you are saying. Correct?
The only thing I'm talking about is their failure as hired citizen law enforcement officers to make correct and sensitive judgement calls. Dragging a black man on a perp walk through the street isn't an intelligent choice.

The duck of mischief strikes again 2 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

True story. My ex would roll me over , punch me in the shoulder or shake me awake saying"You're snoring again."
I don't snore.
It was her waking herself up with her own snoring.
I recorded it one night as I sat on the floor across the room.
She woke up and tried to make a person not in the bed roll over.
I played it back for her the next morning.
And that's how the fight started.

Now all the incels will sue her, imagine the face of the judge during the entire procedure 7 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

In addition, I don't believe she ever said the bath water would be after bathing. So she probably ran a tub dipped out the water then got in.

Right back atcha 4 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

We actually had a shooting range at my high school. 14 years only thing we accidentally shot was a barrel of diesel for the bus upstairs. Army ROTC taught weapon safety.

I love redhead annndd. 5 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

OK can we have a ruling? All redheads should be posted in NSFW.
I'll be in my bunk.

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miracle 7 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

Gotta be honest. They had me in the first half.

Land of the free 12 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

Will it happen again?
Wait a year. It will.
@metalman this guy was a homeless person charged with misdemeanor trespass. But they chose to cuff and parade him like a slave going to auction. THEY CHOSE. They could have done any number of things involving an individual that wasn't abusive or harmeful. Yet they chose to make a parade
And @FunkMasterrex Horses are actually valuable in mass civilian situations. They usually deescalate situations. Girls like horses. NYPD use them in parks. Some attitude Bro backs down when a half ton equine and a police officer show up.

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Land of the free 12 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

It happened this week in Texas. Two horse cops arrested a black guy and instead of calling for a squad car they handcuffed him and led him down the street behind the horses.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/texas-police-department-under-fire-193520279.html

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Good owl 9 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

Owl:Whoo.
Duck:Quack!
Owl:Whoooooo
Duck:Quack! Quack!
Owl: Whooo!
Duck:Quack !
Owl: Whatever.

Your move 3 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

That was probably the point of the original post. She was telling the other person that she was openly placing herself to be taken. Come and get it.

Nice work 10 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

This^

I mean.... It’s not wrong 4 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

You keep using that word. I don't think you know what it means.

Relationship status 12 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

Those are some sad sad engagement rings.

I know you're singing it 5 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

There are two Big Ol' Dogs and a Giant marshmallow man outside.

An artist left a dress in the Dead Sea for two years 2 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

OK. Take the original dress and drop it in the Great Salt Lake in Utah for two years. This isn't art. It's just scientific proof of theory that items in an over saturated saline solution will gather crystals of salt. Try it yourself. Look up the way to make rock candy and just use salt instead of sugar.

4th July 2 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

Yeah, but you have to give the artist credit. Clinton's pants are unzipped and Ronald over there firing a Bazooka is epic.

Always remember those who believed in you 1 comments

this_isntme · 5 years ago

This picture looks like Bruce Wayne and Selena Kyle going to an awards banquet.