This is hilarious.
CSB time. I just called Verizon.
My time is up and I want a new deal. I asked about Internet only. No problem , price seemed right.
Gonna need a new modem.
I already have a modem.
Nope gonna need a new modem. $18/month forever.
OK.
Also gonna need a one time install charge of $275.
Why? I have service.
Oh, with the new modem that service won't work unless we do this install. Don't worry. We'l just send you a new router and you plug it in and we'll calibrate everything on our end. No need for an installer to come by.
OK....
And there will be a $43.17/month fee for using our network without using the video package.
CSB time. I just called Verizon.
My time is up and I want a new deal. I asked about Internet only. No problem , price seemed right.
Gonna need a new modem.
I already have a modem.
Nope gonna need a new modem. $18/month forever.
OK.
Also gonna need a one time install charge of $275.
Why? I have service.
Oh, with the new modem that service won't work unless we do this install. Don't worry. We'l just send you a new router and you plug it in and we'll calibrate everything on our end. No need for an installer to come by.
OK....
And there will be a $43.17/month fee for using our network without using the video package.