I love rats. My mother, sadly, does not share this opinion.

*chokes* Help... The stupidity... It's too much for meeeee... *expires melodramatically*

Mechanical porn. Sorry, but it had to be said.

See the freedom. Taste the freedom.

Stop. Just stop. I laughed my butt off. Thanks to you, I am now buttless. Why must you do this to me.

*snickers*

Wow. All hail the master of snarky comebacks.

Both. Definitely both.

Okay, that's actually pretty cool. I can see it as a manga series-- "The Grand Adventures of POTUS"; "POTUS: the Chosen Fighter"; "Attack on ISIS", etc. etc.

I would have loved to meet him. He sounds awesome.

Brilliantly evil :')

This made me so happy :)

Is it just me, or does he look like he has a Beatles haircut?

Whoo boy! Somebody get the lidocaine, polybacitracin, and gel-form aloe vera, because that was some bad burn!

FLUFFY PUPPY!!!!!! HAIRY BABY!!!! :D

That's just plain twisted. Shame on you, Chris. First you take credit for discovering a continent when it was really just an accidental island, then you mislabel the natives and plan total domination...

Amazingly accurate depiction. Love it!

Okay. I'll do this. If I ever propose, I'll do it.

Why must you make me cry manful tears? :(

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

Doctor Furry von Scooper.

Interesting fact: several of the oldest writings ever found, dating from around 4000 BC, are Sumerian cuneiform, inscribed on stone tablets like this one. One of these ancient and nearly undecipherable tablets has recently been found to contain...
A recipe for making beer.
Most of the rest are tax records.
(There really is nothing new under the sun...)

That's a bit surreal.

Beautifully freaky.