thorspoptarts2

thorspoptarts2


Sweet Rassilon of Gallifrey! I've regenerated into a Divergent Gryffinclaw half-blood Saiyan Jedi lightning dragonslayer!

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Some of the best words in existence 14 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Wow.
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So this is what happens when you leave a watermelon in a fridge for three years 19 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
At this point, sir, I believe that is NOT, in fact, a watermelon, but a new, classifiable form of sentient life... It might be wise to attempt contact before disposing of it and inadvertently causing an interspecies war...
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My kind of game 59 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Did you just come up with this on demand!? Or have you been secretly planning for years to break our hearts, rip out our guts, and leave us hanging painfully by our toes!?
BTW that was fairly awesome, even if you did carve out my feels with a spoon...
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stan lee 7 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Yeah, they missed that one :(
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Dumbest patients 14 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Wow
Level Up 6 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Oh, but you do...
*smirks ambiguously*
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WISIS Trump 14 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
One should not, in good conscience, defeat his enemies by imitating them.
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A human brain with no ridges 24 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
But... Gyri and sulci are vital parts of the brain...
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WISIS Trump 14 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Bloody hell (sorry)
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A lion family portrait 3 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Dad can you not
Dad stahp
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Gentle persuasion 7 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
All I can think is Doctor Who
How the Doctor
Is smarter, better, and more qualified
Than the Master
Huh
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Can't hold it in 13 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
He's trying to beat Uncle Vernon in a vein-popping contest
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Holy f*ck it's midnight,goodnight FS 15 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Same. The adventures of Wishbone! And the triple-length books were awesome!
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Holy f*ck it's midnight,goodnight FS 15 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
They're adorable. Anybody remember Wishbone?
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Holy f*ck it's midnight,goodnight FS 15 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Yorkies? Jack Russels? Rat terriers?
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Holy f*ck it's midnight,goodnight FS 15 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
All terriers? Even Airedales and Scotties?
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Chicken lays a giant egg, has second egg inside 11 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Truly eggceptional. Eggxotic. Eggstremely eggcellent.
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*facepalms* 8 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
People who generalize an entire gender based on an individual
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Water puts out fire..... Right? 7 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
WRONG
VERY WRONG
LIKE DONALD TRUMP'S HAIRPIECE KIND OF WRONG
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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? 5 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Yeah, that's about right
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THERE IT GOES - ANOTHER WORRY GONE FROM MY SIGHT 55 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
True (and oh sweet Rassilon of Gallifrey am I relieved about that.) It's just, a lot of people are kind of forgetting that just because an official says it, doesn't make it true or immediately applicable.
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THERE IT GOES - ANOTHER WORRY GONE FROM MY SIGHT 55 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
You guys realize he actually isn't banned from running or even winning...
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Desperate times call for desperate measures 20 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Ah, the wonderful world of logical fallacies. I always love starting off my day with a little post hoc ergo propter hoc... Or some affirming the consequent...
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Rules of Pixar 6 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Commenting for reference
Sir Winston Churchill was a wise man 12 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 9 years ago
Winston Churchill. Like a boss.