Or when I pulled 3 consecutive all-nighters in order to finish a very important paper and then fell asleep at the breakfast table and almost drowned in my cereal

Not to mention the time that I rolled into a burrito to force the air out of my air mattress but got stuck and had to wait 2 hours for someone to rescue me

And the time I had to get stitches because of a super-intense paddleball game

There was also that time I got a black eye in church

All at the ripe old age of 12.

I was then forced to explain a) why I hadn't answered the door in the first place, b)why in damnation was I running about in my underwear waving a sword, and c)WHAT THE HELL DID I THINK I WAS DOING CRASHING INTO THAT LADDER, I COULD HAVE KILLED HIM

Army of warriors into battle. What actually happened was, I ran out into the yard, still wearing nothing but boxers, and crashed straight into the ladder of an electrical repairman... Who, extremely startled by a small naked maniac, promptly fell off and squashed my mother's best rosebushes.

Once upon a morning, when I was a slightly smaller Poptart, I woke up alone in the house. A note outside my room read, "Gone for groceries and errands. Be back in a few hours." Naturally, I ate absolute junk for breakfast, then proceeded to blast Two Steps From Hell and annex the living room to build the mother of all pillow forts using dozens of pillows, couch cushions, and quilts, plus a crap-ton of scrap metal from my garage. As I stood in my impenetrable fort of awesomeness, wearing nothing but boxers and wielding a fearsome wooden sword... There came a knock on the front door. I immediately turned off the music (like that would do any good) then hunkered down in my fort, hoping that the person would go away. After a few minutes, they stopped knocking, and I assumed it was safe-- so I started blasting music again. At the moment of a particularly epic orchestral swell, I was inspired to charge into the backyard, waving my heroic wooden sword like a maniac and leading an imaginary

Well in that case should I tell amusing yet embarrassing anecdotes?
Because let me tell you, I have plenty...

What if I say that I shall try mightily to overcome that obstacle and bring a smile to thine face?

Same

Ah, I apologise again! The ones without Chins, Cheekbones, Eyebrows or Other Distinctive Features are quite hard to tell apart ^-^'

Not really. It just requires a lot of memorisation, because the forms and declensions are fairly standard.

XD It was kind of terrible but I thought it was reasonable, based on what I knew of everything at the time
I'll tell you if you want but you have to promise not to laugh :P