tim_worthy

tim_worthy


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Mummy myra 12 comments
tim_worthy · 3 days ago
Looks like zelda
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This. So very much this! 7 comments
tim_worthy · 3 days ago
To be fair, the duolingo owl is terrifying
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Classic schmosby 6 comments
tim_worthy · 3 days ago
Speaking as a pretty large guy (as in my friends make 'truck backing up noises' when I enter rooms) I find the trouble is with snacks, not big meals. You can just eat a snack absentmindedly, forget it, then repeat.
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Are circumcision memes still going? 3 comments
tim_worthy · 3 days ago
Genuinely cackled
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Your daily dose of Redhead 10 comments
tim_worthy · 3 days ago
I wouldn't know, I never go into battle wearing pants
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Your daily dose of Redhead 10 comments
tim_worthy · 5 days ago
okay but what's the second belt for
Stuffed frens are important you know 2 comments
tim_worthy · 5 days ago
How dare you make me experience a positive emotion
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I want to be a spino 6 comments
tim_worthy · 5 days ago
Spiderman's webbing is also a nonlethal way to disable criminals, which he could patent and sell to the police, thus freeing him up to superhero fulltime rather than constantly struggle with funds as well as equipping the police to safely handle both normal and super criminals
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I bet he won't be smiling if he is dead by a heroin overdose 3 comments
tim_worthy · 1 week ago
"Hey! The only person who gets to say my dream is stupid is me!"
"Hey shirou, your dreams suck."
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Nuff said! 6 comments
tim_worthy · 1 week ago
No joke I fucking love these Funsub rants that happen sometimes
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Now wait just a goddamn minute 3 comments
tim_worthy · 1 week ago
thought the doll was real for a second and FREAKED THE FUCK OUT
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How should I start meditate? 9 comments
tim_worthy · 3 weeks ago
oh shit that sounds really cool
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How should I start meditate? 9 comments
tim_worthy · 3 weeks ago
I always like to focus on my heartbeat and slowly spread my awareness out through where I can feel it in my veins. I find it helps with breathing, gives you something to concentrate on if you have trouble keeping your mind clear, and it feels kind of primal
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Have a nice day 6 comments
tim_worthy · 5 weeks ago
Or, I AM all of those things, and that's what makes me an ordinary person
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True geniouse 2 comments
tim_worthy · 6 weeks ago
To respawn you need to be on good terms with the moderator
Keep the lights off 2 comments
tim_worthy · 7 weeks ago
"That shit is bonkers" gets me wheezing every time
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Golf clap 10 comments
tim_worthy · 10 weeks ago
Honestly though, if in the movie Rocket tried to put on the Hulk-Sized Gauntlet it would be pretty funny
Sexterminator 4 comments
tim_worthy · 13 weeks ago
I'm actually still hung up on the improbability of Tony's perfectly sculpted facial hair from the original Iron Man, but I'm sure I'll get around to it
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Sexterminator 4 comments
tim_worthy · 13 weeks ago
But if you remember it, couldn't you just follow the same steps you did in the past to get the desired result? Would not explaining things upfront change the nature of your relationship and thus ruin the whole point of time travelling? If you were going to do this and probably screw with the timeline anyway, why not go back and stop 9/11 or something? Unless its because you quantum leap back into your own body, in which case, did you kill the previous person you were, the person that would be his wife? Does he now have to kill you, as the future killer of his future wife? What if your intervention gets him killed easier anyway? Also, if 'used all your resources' does that mean that time travel is only for the rich in the future, or did you manage to invent time travel? This raises too many questions, Elli
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Yeah right! 3 comments
tim_worthy · 15 weeks ago
Why is that profound?
You know who you are 10 comments
tim_worthy · 15 weeks ago
Fuck that, I'm a Morty and proud!
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Right in the Feels 1 comments
tim_worthy · 16 weeks ago
would've been worse if the guy was like "oh yeah the girl I banged yesterday"
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Modern cinderella 3 comments
tim_worthy · 17 weeks ago
She's a robot!
Always fun listening to celebrities 2 comments
tim_worthy · 18 weeks ago
lol I'm taking a climate class rn, we watched the movie and this was like half the comments
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Just relax dude 7 comments
tim_worthy · 18 weeks ago
Thanks my dude, I needed that
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