But the dog's got the eyes for it.

Nah it's overused, don't get it twisted. I just know the terms in this neck of the woods.

Until the contacts slip off your cornea, under your eyelid, and then get stuck behind your eye socket.

That would have been a hoot.

You know, I only just realized your name is "Funk Master Rex" and not "Funk Mastreex" or however on earth I type the mental pronunciation I was using.

It's usually an internet connection issue. I've had it before. It's fine.

._.

Comment so nice we say it thrice

YEAAAH!

This is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the day then.

For the most part, yeah.
They commit a simple mistake, you see this, mokey brain says "fix it".

Oh, I'm late.

Like bots are a thing. I've seen them in action before.
Also there's traffic from people without accounts that just like everything and them leave.

Saun-of-a bitch

Ah. It's been marked. Good.