TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

— TimeBender25 Report User
No more glory 43 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
So number them differently.
"#[INCIDENT]-[YEAR]-[STATE INITIALS]". Like, "#2-2020-CA".

If the numbers ever get that high, high enough to even reach the lowest meme number, then that will be indication that the state needs to get their shit together.
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You have your whole life ahead of you 11 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
ksdahllkdahfh
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You have your whole life ahead of you 11 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Wait fuck, my nieces.
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Idk about this, but Monopoly DOES cause Violence 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
It worse if you land on Park Place second.
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No more glory 43 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"Laws governing inducing panic vary from state to state. Inducing panic is usually defined as a misdemenaor, but local laws should be consulted for specific requirements."
definitions . uslegal . com/i/inducing-panic/
When you thought you discovered everything about physics but 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Spooky action at a distance.
It's more referring to the states of entangled particles than their motion.

That's just how Karma works.
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You have your whole life ahead of you 11 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Thankfully, I am not a role model. That I'm aware of.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES 12 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I'd say that hamster experiences a lot of-

G Force. :shades:
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Fixed ! 10 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
*uses this on myself*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES 12 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I can hear the [*phhtwuump*] of that final image.
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First photo of Earth taken from the ISS, 1988 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Ah yeah, u rite
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Absolute madlad 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
But couldn't this be counted as them breaking the peel, and contacting the food inside?
I know they're not going all the way through it, but couldn't someone legally argue that?
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What did you expect 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Allow me to be fuckin' exhausted from the same topic for the 3rd time this week.
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Life of every student 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
You're supposed to take classes on Complex Numbers before Calc? They kinda just ended up being a footnote of my Algebra 2 class at the end of the year.
Heavy machine gun! 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I've played Metal Slug, but only because my brother got it on console.
I high-key suck at the game.
Oldest trick in the book 28 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
R
What did you expect 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Tired of all these posts again and again.
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What did you expect 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
:(
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Absolute madlad 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
If someone wanted to be really, really petty. Couldn't this count as contamination of food and be illegal?
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Modernized delorean 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Where's the flux capacitor? Don't tell me they shrunk that down too.
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It's okay you can cry 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I haven't been able to cry since I was 6, wanna trade?
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Heineken it is then 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I don't know what drunk me is like because I haven't gotten drunk, on account of being both me and it being illegal.
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Simulation 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
*hey what's that stank*
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Kill la kill 8 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I'd say humans are following the first word pretty well.
Send me what you got 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
A shame. Did you like, get a denial message, or just silence?
They may be taking some time to find the image.