TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

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Worship me peasant 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I shall worship you with an unbroken pen.
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There grammer is terrible to 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Does it make it worse if I tell you "i tensifies" was accidental?
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There grammer is terrible to 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
*urgr to run i tensifies*
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There grammer is terrible to 9 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
*urge to hot the table intensifies*
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MeinKraft 14 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
That's 2 whole button presses though.
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MeinKraft 14 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Making a shortcut takes effort.
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MeinKraft 14 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
No, I'm lazy.
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I just love that cat 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago 4 · Edited 4 years ago
Sexism Swings Like a Pendulum Do 39 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
BE MY MIRROR MY SWORD AND SHIELD
Sexism Swings Like a Pendulum Do 39 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I HEAR JERUSALEM BELLS ARE RINGING
Sexism Swings Like a Pendulum Do 39 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
AND I DISCOVERED THAT MY CASTLES STAND
Sexism Swings Like a Pendulum Do 39 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
ONE MINUTE I HELD THE KEY
Lol 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
twitter . com/9_volt_/status/1127618824327565314?lang=en
Sexism Swings Like a Pendulum Do 39 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
LISTEN AS THE CROWD WOULD SING-
Sexism Swings Like a Pendulum Do 39 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I USED TO ROOLLLLLL THE DICE
Oh no 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
They say he killed the high king, with just his voice.
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Stay hydrated 12 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Okay so like. Brain dumb, and make me sick when water tastes like water for some fucking reason. So I eat a mint beforehand, which apparently sends taste into enough shock for me to chug about a cups worth of water before it gets on my case again.
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Sexism Swings Like a Pendulum Do 39 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
NOW IN THE MORNING I SLEEP ALONE
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I don't know man.. They're scary 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Chonk Cronks
Sexism Swings Like a Pendulum Do 39 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I USED TO RUUUULLE, THE WORLD
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Humanity at its finest 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Why is Pornhub the only one that's not stylized. They did YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter. Why would they skip Pornhub.
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What a scam! 8 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Porn Actors should get paid, yes. It's very obviously not easy work. I'm not talking down on them.
I'm talking down on people who charge 200+ for people to get a 5 second, filtered picture of their half covered booty on Snapchat because they're Clout Hoes.
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Oh no 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Well if a man shouted a wing to splinters, I'd be concerned too. Whether we were in the air or not.
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The two types of tired 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Wouldn't that be the first one?