TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

— TimeBender25 Report User
Hi god its me 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Oh? An ice storm?
Algebra lessons 13 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I got the same answer, so probably.
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Oh, hi Mark 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Oh man, just wait until this bot hears about Corona.
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Gotta try this with my bf 13 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I was thinking more like those chip hats filled with sauce, but that's a fair comparison too.
Gotta try this with my bf 13 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
There are many things that could be classified as salad that are served in a custom edible bread bowl.
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Sexy squidward 49 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I would, but I'll never get the sanctity of 0 again and i don't wanna give that up.
Master of 10 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
LADIES AND, GENTLEMEN!!
ItOnlyTookUsAYear,But NOW WE'RE, HERE!!!!!
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Nobody will take care of you 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
He stabbed a Cyclops in the eye.
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Why not both? 8 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I like how it's Andrew Hussie, the person who made the arguably most "Greek Epic Tale" type story of the modern age.
Haha, tiny pp 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
What do you mean 0-100? This is easily 78-100 real quick.
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That's really annoying 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Rome is a black hole singlularity, confirmed.
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Wash your hands 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
How's he gonna get his hands out if he doesn't have them to open the door with?
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sad 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
WHY is Gamora..?
True but who? 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
English is very heavy on context. This scentence is designed to require it, but not include it.

It's like the scentence "The trophy wouldn't fit in the suitcase because it was too big." but without the clear understanding that a suitcase holds things and a trophy typically doesn't.
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Or memes with the text :" lol this is so you!" 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I am reasonably certain my crush isn't having sex with anyone, by virtue of word.
Hold the bob wire 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Slovenia can have little a swim, as a treat.
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Burnnnn 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
You're the 16th digit of pi.
Not even NASA wants you.
Beyond alabama 11 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"My father got me pregnant..." could do it.
Every introvert right now 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Very.
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So sad 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
That was Alt!Doof, our Doof never actually lost the thing.
Epic LOSER bear, weak arms, small hands 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
The strength of three bears.
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Epic LOSER bear, weak arms, small hands 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Then you get a brown bear, also knows as "Ursidae Ursus arctos", AKA Bear Bear Bear.
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Is this meme still relevant? 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Polyphemus: "Raw deal..."
Mythology is fun 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
No problem! ^w^
Mythology is fun 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Magnus and Annabeth are cousins, and had a brief encounter at Mangus' Funeral.
That's the only in-text encounter we have between mythologies so far. But there is a passing quote by a Valhalla hotel staff that they don't use the Christian calendar because Thor was salty that God turned down an invitation of, I think it was Ping Pong?
Other than that, there's no real crossover so far, beyond Greek and Roman which are the same anyways.
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