TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

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Not falling for this 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Stepping on it will get something dropped on you. It'll either kill you, embarrass you, or cause irreparable changes to your body.

For science! *steps on it*
The rather friendly gummy worm which is rarely seen in its natural habitat 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
The Gummy Worm in it's natural habitat. Native to candycontinent. In hope, this little one is not targeted by the Rock Candy Ravens and other assorted birds. The Licorice bark is a paticular favourite of the Gummy Worm, and they'll sit to snack on it for so long they care not to move. Very dangerous for the little ones...
How about we do this little guy a favour? Atta boy. *sets worm on the ground*
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This just might be one of the greats 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I don't see it.
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Take your time 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I was trying to to mental gymnastics with this until I realized Military Time exists.
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Science is for the cats 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"Science is made for cats."
Duh, why do you think most experiments are done on rats?
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Hilarious 31 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
The 4 tips above are, in order:
Hufflepuff
Ravenclaw
Griffindor
Slytherin
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Midwesterns vs southerns 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
It's called intense and total apathy, a little bit of sensory overload into numbness, and a final dash of "my body spends more energy on body heat than usual for arbitrary reasons".
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Oscar right here bby 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Light bright, light bright!
Don't feed it after midnight.
Everybody knows about JoJo 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"Name three characters."
"Jojo, Jojo, and Jojo."
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Qeue simulation 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
They're probably dead. But even they're not, mood.
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Qeue simulation 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I like the person to the side, lying down in fetal position.
From facespace 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
How the hell
This could actually happen 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Raiders when they find out Florida man was posted several months and a pandemic after the Area 51 meme died.
Infect-sicken the children-spawn, yes-yes! 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"Doctor Free man, Chuck E Cheese is not a restaurant. It is merely an, entertainment center that CONTAINS a, restaurant."
Infect-sicken the children-spawn, yes-yes! 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"Doctor Free man, Chuck E Cheese is not a restaurant. It is merely an, entertainment center that CONTAINS a, restaurant."
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You have scrolled deep enough, so just take some emeralds 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Bruh, should have used that chest I placed in our base a while ago.
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Cool old stuff 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Listen listen...

Bring cool hats HERE, not go THERE.
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She's 637, I swear! 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Time is a tool you can hang on the wall, or wear on your wrist.

The past is far behind us, and the future doesn't exist!
Guess where each word if from 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
This sounds like a YTP whee they edit different clips together.
The orbit of Venus and Earth 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
[Sburban Countdown begins]
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Ne zu ko 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Zuko would rock it through the Fire Nation palace though.
The irish go glug glug 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
They came back with Cocolate Milk though. It's good.
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*John Wick wants to know your location* 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Roll to attack
Honk, honk 8 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
All I can think about looking at this is just
https://www.homestuck.com/story/4111
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