TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

— TimeBender25 Report User
Culture 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
The unquestionable word of God.
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Minecraft grows your brain 11 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Now this is what we call a Virtual Machine.
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Full. Mingo 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"Ahh, sorry love, can't do it. 'm at fuckin' half mingo."
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Shannon you've made a grave mistake 11 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
You need to make sure these things don't jsut slip through the crscks.
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The ego is strong with this one! 10 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I flip over my phone for 3 reasons

1) It's not such a huge deal, but old phones had the danger of light damage on the screens and I never lost the habit
2) If something falls on the phone, it doesn't hit and break the screen
3) As stated in the post, it's so you know I'm paying attention to you
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Daily Dose of Perfectly Timed Photos (DDoPTP) #1 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago 2 · Edited 4 years ago
Best comeback ever 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
You ever hear of the d1?
Oh seymour 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Futurama.
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Hue hue 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"Nooo!! You can't just violate the structure of memes for upvotes or likes!!!"
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Hagrid, naturally 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Okay but could you imagine.
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Hagrid, naturally 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"J. K. Rowling once joked that the Squid is Godric Gryffindor, one of the four founders of Hogwarts. This would make it the world's largest Animagus. On the eleventh hour of every evening, the Squid would rise from the lake and transform into Gryffindor, who would wander the school grounds before returning at sunrise. She was unexpectedly taken seriously by many fans, before she was forced to clarify this was actually a joke."
https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Hogwarts_Giant_Squid
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This is both amazingly and tragically true 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
ICP's Dual Presidency really could happen, huh..?
Guys! Super important: Avatar is on Netflix right now 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
It is!!!
If you haven't watched it before, which would be vaguely surprising but I've met people, PLEASE go watch it. It's SO good.
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Be good friends for each other 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
As best I can remember, the dialogue earlier in the scene goes like:
"Well what do I do now..?"
"Go to Hell."
"Y-Y" *begins to leave*
"Where are you going?"
"Wh-, yo, but you said-"
"We're going to chase after him."
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I need to change my internet connection 10 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
'Who's idea was it to put this rock at toe stubbing level?"
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Tilted benches in a food court so customers would leave sooner - literal 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
This is not literal asshole design. I pray to any deity to not see literal asshole design.
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This Chair for People Who Love To Sit Cross-Legged 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
FUCK I forgot about what this post was about, so i check the notification and I'm called out a second time.
10 years have passed and I am still crying from this scene 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
It's half of my namesake! ^w^
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10 years have passed and I am still crying from this scene 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I-

I don't know if this is joking, but this is Avatar: The Last Airbender. Heard it's on Netflix, but I haven't checked.
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This song's been stuck in m head for the past 3 days. Listen to it. 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
They harmonize SO well, the Longest Johns are a fantastic group.
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Eeyore Smiling 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
:)
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I-,, just wanted,,, a bar of soap for a meme.... 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Why the bar of soap, or why these ads?

Because if it's the latter, I'm asking the same question with about 76% more vitality.
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This Chair for People Who Love To Sit Cross-Legged 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I'm totally not literally sitting cross-legged in my chair rn.
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This Chair for People Who Love To Sit Cross-Legged 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Hey now.
Hey...

Where,, can i get this..? It's for a friend, I swear.
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Caesar in a freezer 11 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Diced on the ice.
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