TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

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I threw Dublin the ball. Guess where it landed first 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Clearly in the mud, because I don't want to think that that spot has a more biological origin.
Anon is a piss lover 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I wish to refund my free trial of reading this.
Free hugs! 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"Don't worry I brou,gt a... penny?"
"Where am I?"
Would you go? 8 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I thought it was a traffic cone on his head at first but I'm absolutely going to his party regardless.
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Listen here you little s*** 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
The "I'll have you..." of the copypasta is cut off. We will never know if it was capitalized properly or not.
Oi! 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
German Engineering is the finest in the world!
Game 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
This is like that one TV cryptid's second cousin.
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Sorry, perfectionists 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
It appears this section of the gsme had begun to collapse due to Narrative Intervention. Quickly Stanley, return back to the beginning of the story and do it right this time.
Odi-san 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Can I just point out the lack of blood on the knife.
Buildings don't shake hands... Buildings gotta hug 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
"Are you sure?"
"Don't worry, I brought a penny."
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F E T C H M E T H E I R S O U L S 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
It's engraved in my heart and soul because I played Zombies mode a lot with my brothers but we were never actually good at it.
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F E T C H M E T H E I R S O U L S 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
I don't know *exactly* what he says because it's hard to hear. But the Zombies mode on the 360 had that voice clip play the first time you picked up a power up in a game. I forget the name of the dude it's supposed to be, I think it starts with an R?
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Juicy Juice Hypotenuse 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Every so often I'm reminded of Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Every so often, I lose my shit at the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse of the post.
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F E T C H M E T H E I R S O U L S 6 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
*egregious coughing*
"Sorry, jsut getting used to ze aether. Needs half a paunch of ice. Anyways."

" M A X A M M O "
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Ooooooooh we're half way there, Whoa, Givin' out some prayers 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Can't wait for the gov't to shut this down because they "Don't have the proper permits" or some unethical bullshit.
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Just another reason to keep your Cats indoors 8 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
You ever be so shocked your door frame gains volume?
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Nice 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Gonna punch you so hard I knock a 2th out.
Relatable 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
It's actually pretty easy when you're cynical and ugly.
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Low Intelligence is fun sometimes 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
My brother watched this show a lot a while back, and I watched a it with him occasionally. It's pretty good, but I only vaguely remember it.

I do remember this line though.
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Awkward eye-contact in-coming 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Human Social Brain go: "Care for pack. Make engagement."
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hug your homies with extra chromies 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Having more chromosomes than the standard set can lead to a large variety of mental and physical health defects. Downs Syndrome is one example.
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Nice 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Keep doing it wrong and you're gonna feel this 5st.
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More important 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Niko Niko No. Stop that shit.
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There is a movie about a tyre that comes alive and goes around murdering people 14 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
My friend told me about this movie years back, but i never actually watched it.
The name’s Ron 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 years ago
Imagine getting a good photo while you're falling over.

I can't even get a good photo standing still.
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