timebender25
Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.
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Why is the door red? 17 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I like how it implies that you can just.
Walk.
To the Naruto, or any other, universe.
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Walk.
To the Naruto, or any other, universe.
title 5 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I saw this trending on Twitter, even checked the program out myself.
It has a hella white bias, you should see what it did to Obama. You should also see what it does to faces at any angle at all.
I'm not worried about this thing.
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It has a hella white bias, you should see what it did to Obama. You should also see what it does to faces at any angle at all.
I'm not worried about this thing.
Is this an American thing only? 3 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Specifically Cookie Monster, or just any decorated Character PJ bottoms?
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One of those moods 11 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Wasn't this basically just all of us in quarantine, after Animal Crossing lost it's kick?
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Backyard Bidet 3 comments
The browser tab of the old days 2 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
"Ye common men, have but 3 books open upon your inner wheels. Alas, the desire for such a state is one I hold dear. For there are yet 20 aught pages open upon my inner wheel. The creak of spin and the rustle of papers haunt my every moment. Who, in sane thought, lays a music box upon the wheel?"
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Poimo, a prototype inflatable e-bike created at the University of Tokyo 2 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
"Come over."
"I can't, my bike has a leak."
"Just replace the tire."
"You don't understand."
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"I can't, my bike has a leak."
"Just replace the tire."
"You don't understand."
Plant broad chivalrous Reindeer 2 comments
Proceed to the nearest vault citizen 2 comments
Loutish interesting Chough 14 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I'd take number 4, because it's a sweet irony to only be vulnerable of my birthday.
If more baristas were like this, I might have to start drinking coffee 18 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Sheer audacity drips from a lot of these lines, but it's not for the Barista.
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This penguin toy made out of paper 1 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
This is how the Super Mario 64 penguin be when they hit the bottom of reality after you yeet them off the world.
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Steadfast laughable Crab 4 comments
Fishy Fun Day #30: Poem Game Edition 9 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
A passionate man who loves fish is yet meek,
He tends to his store, they're his books to keep.
A war rages on, in stress is an island trip,
The man on the pier, his foot yet slips.
He find him alive, and with fin for hand,
Signaling the ships in any way he can.
Denying sonar it's basic functions,
He directs missiles to their terminal junctions.
With two fish and a crab, the battles are won,
I can't stand the movie, that's it I'm done.
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Edited 4 years ago
He tends to his store, they're his books to keep.
A war rages on, in stress is an island trip,
The man on the pier, his foot yet slips.
He find him alive, and with fin for hand,
Signaling the ships in any way he can.
Denying sonar it's basic functions,
He directs missiles to their terminal junctions.
With two fish and a crab, the battles are won,
I can't stand the movie, that's it I'm done.
Steadfast laughable Crab 4 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
IDK man, eggs are basically round and you ain't catchin' me eatin' no balls.
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Are you barkin'
Are you barkin' Annie.
Annie are you Barkin'
Are you Barkin'
Are you barkin' Annie.
Annie are you barkin'
Are you BARKIN'
ARE YA BARKING, ANNIE-