TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

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Boot straps 16 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
You just need to learn to manipulate the RNG of the universe, love.
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ass 8 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I thought the name said "Garfield" for a hot second and I've seen so much meta and unreality bullshit with him that I didn't even question it.
Never saw a Pokemon tongue before 4 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
v-
Plant Thief 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Annie are you barkin'
Are you barkin'
Are you barkin' Annie.
Annie are you Barkin'
Are you Barkin'
Are you barkin' Annie.
Annie are you barkin'
Are you BARKIN'
ARE YA BARKING, ANNIE-
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Why is the door red? 17 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I like how it implies that you can just.
Walk.
To the Naruto, or any other, universe.
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title 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I saw this trending on Twitter, even checked the program out myself.
It has a hella white bias, you should see what it did to Obama. You should also see what it does to faces at any angle at all.

I'm not worried about this thing.
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Is this an American thing only? 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Specifically Cookie Monster, or just any decorated Character PJ bottoms?
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One of those moods 11 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Wasn't this basically just all of us in quarantine, after Animal Crossing lost it's kick?
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Backyard Bidet 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
The score is 1:1. Time for a tiebreaker.
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Backyard Bidet 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Ah, lemme try again then. Since you remembered the last one.
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The browser tab of the old days 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
"Ye common men, have but 3 books open upon your inner wheels. Alas, the desire for such a state is one I hold dear. For there are yet 20 aught pages open upon my inner wheel. The creak of spin and the rustle of papers haunt my every moment. Who, in sane thought, lays a music box upon the wheel?"
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Poimo, a prototype inflatable e-bike created at the University of Tokyo 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
"Come over."
"I can't, my bike has a leak."
"Just replace the tire."
"You don't understand."
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Plant broad chivalrous Reindeer 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
@moth
What is it like being a star?
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A neutral life 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Sloth is a bad deed.
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Proceed to the nearest vault citizen 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Apophis is 9 years early.
Loutish interesting Chough 14 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I'd take number 4, because it's a sweet irony to only be vulnerable of my birthday.
Synthesize Me, Cap'n 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
PRAISE THE SUN
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Rock on a frozen lake gets hot from the sun and melts the ice around it 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
No, the water found a cool rock and wanted to show you.
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Rain is dangerous 7 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
But thunder and lightening are AMAZING.
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three 1 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I can hear the Bonk sound effect and I hate it.
Cats at 3AM 6 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
This had been phone background for a while.
If more baristas were like this, I might have to start drinking coffee 18 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Sheer audacity drips from a lot of these lines, but it's not for the Barista.
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Do you guys like my post UwU 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
^w^
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This penguin toy made out of paper 1 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
This is how the Super Mario 64 penguin be when they hit the bottom of reality after you yeet them off the world.
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