timebender25
Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.
— TimeBender25 Report User
Bro dont fall into the agonizing viet cong death trap bro thats kinda cringe bro 5 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Decribing a lethal and often poisoned trap as 'cringe-worthy' feels a touch off base.
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I am a simple guy, I just wanna your Bday in a fun way. 23 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I wanted to say more people, but in favour of not overwhelming all the people who end up getting shoved into one meat suit together while I fracture across reality, I narrowed it to 6.
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I am a simple guy, I just wanna your Bday in a fun way. 23 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
"Switch lives with your best friend." is problematic considering I have about 6 best friends.
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Rawr 3 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
If someone told me this my first thought is to panic, then reply "Very dinosaur?"
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carerrot 3 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Depends on the mass of the carrot and the way it's falling. But ey, fair enough.
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No wonder I'm retarded 7 comments
Jesus died for your rims 5 comments
Statue of slave trader who sold 84,000 slaves getting thrown into the river in the UK 11 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I don't know how trustworthy it is, but the grapevine told me that this guy used to tie up slaves and throw them into the harbor. The protesters thought it fair to see the same done to him, and even bound the statue's legs like that would do anything.
Take it with some salt, I didn't get to multi-source this one yet.
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Take it with some salt, I didn't get to multi-source this one yet.
Statue of slave trader who sold 84,000 slaves getting thrown into the river in the UK 11 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
The people that fished it back up not the protesters that yeeted it, for clarification.
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Statue of slave trader who sold 84,000 slaves getting thrown into the river in the UK 11 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
They spent a lot of money fishing this back up again to put it in a museum. Pricks.
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FunSub Friend Appreciation 146 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Thank you Guest_, it's nice to see my name around. I wouldn't have been surprised if it hadn't though, as I haven't been the most active as of recent.
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Poor Anthony 84 comments
Beware the NWO 25 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Everyone's sitting here like
https://external-preview.redd.it/1ThyJoFbvOcS39yVBRSrvdO8ew4h9qMuwe7qge8yUbg.png?auto=webp&s=a8fc2a204b661fece8fb0904afb2b4f0c63ac1f0
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Edited 4 years ago
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Boot straps 16 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Wal-Mart Cashier: "Why are you emptying a jar of beetles onto the floor."
Me: "Manipulating RNG so I can Wrongwarp to Ganon."
Cashier: "Might as well."
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Me: "Manipulating RNG so I can Wrongwarp to Ganon."
Cashier: "Might as well."
Boot straps 16 comments
ass 8 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I thought the name said "Garfield" for a hot second and I've seen so much meta and unreality bullshit with him that I didn't even question it.
