timebender25
Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.
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No idea why they started these rhymes; seems the secret ingredient is burger king crimes 10 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
It is now.
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Twin Peaks and the pandemic 3 comments
Twin Peaks and the pandemic 3 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
At first I was like, "How'd you get the clouds to line up??"
But then I realized it's probably a clear sheet with the credits on it, instead of a white paper printed out.
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But then I realized it's probably a clear sheet with the credits on it, instead of a white paper printed out.
You see he's in a bind cuz he's way behind 4 comments
I don't know why people complain that there is nothing to do. I've spent the day stock 3 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Thank you, o gracious god of pigeons, for thy insistence on complete truth which which to revel in.
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The composition of the homo sapiens 3 comments
They need to learn to fight and survive 15 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I have not encountered a feral hog before, no. I've never lived in a place they roam.
They need to learn to fight and survive 15 comments
They need to learn to fight and survive 15 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
It started on twitter, a person was advocating for the right to wield a firearm by saying, "What will I use to kill the 30-50 Feral Hogs that roam the yard as my small kids play?"
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I only want to break you 6 comments
They need to learn to fight and survive 15 comments
Mesmerizing freezing bubble 1 comments
OK but what happened to mom? 5 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
My good friends pally pal buddy amigo pal friend.
You don't even want to get infected by it ONCE, because once alone could be fatal. It fucks up your lungs, likely forever, even if you do live. And people often forget that. That just because you're alive doesn't mean you're healthy.
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You don't even want to get infected by it ONCE, because once alone could be fatal. It fucks up your lungs, likely forever, even if you do live. And people often forget that. That just because you're alive doesn't mean you're healthy.
Bad things happening to children! into the depths 4 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I used to have a little puddle outside my hose when I was about 6, 7. When it rained it would fill right up and I LOVED playing in it.
I remember I used to get in muddy, then do my best to hide under the water and wait for a car to approach. As the car went by i would drog and limp out of the water like a mud monster to try and bring abject terror to whoever just drove by.
I remember I used to get in muddy, then do my best to hide under the water and wait for a car to approach. As the car went by i would drog and limp out of the water like a mud monster to try and bring abject terror to whoever just drove by.
This is what sand looks like magnified 300 times 9 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
That depend on the Steven Universe fan, if you've seen some of the things that fandom has made...
You fell into my trap! 5 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I only know the term because a friend threw the subreddit at me and I thought it was about actual eggs until i looked.
Fun times. UwU
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Fun times. UwU
Looks like I have a new book to read 11 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
It comes with my comment, "Wonka-Vite" is a magic anti-aging serum. When it's used on Charlie's elderly relatives it takes 80 years off of them, two of them turned into 2-3 year olds, but Charlie's 78 year old grandpa was aged back to "-2" and so they had to travel to "Minus land" and use Vita-Wok (a magic AGING serum) to bring him back
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Popsicle stick domino line 1 comments
Hades' Punishments 25 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Me, getting the pawn to the other side of the board: "Okay so that's a point."
Grim: "Wait what?"
Me: "I have more points than you."
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Grim: "Wait what?"
Me: "I have more points than you."
