Suburban Kicks

Google gave a headline for the wrong date above a headline for the right date. Anyways:
"Florida man arrested for attacking McDonald's employee over not getting a straw, police say"

goals

There's an entire hand-drawn video about this.

Built-in bra. Can't take it off at the end of the day :pensive:

There are computers this book could crash.

Have you crowsourced a fundraiser for Corvid?

I remember this. I remember seeing it split across two different posts some time ago for that extra kick.

[Insert Half Life joke here]

The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. The return of the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart present itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

I clicked on the icons in the post... To try and comment.......

:D

"West virginia"
"Mountain Mama"
"Take me home"
"OHIO"

Ain't loanwords fantastic? :D

This cut out an entire thread where an oblivious dude spent 7 whole tweets asking if this subcaption was real.

Gonna ask for an asterisk of this one, Chief.

Peregrine Mendicant, putting on the Ring of Orbs 4-fold: