timebender25
Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.
— TimeBender25 Report User
The age of your artificial Christmas Tree can be determined by counting the rings of tape 5 comments
If there was a Christian tumblr 8 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
If Virgin Mary was the only genetic source then where did the Y chromosome for Jesus come from.
Trans Jesus.
Trans Jesus.
The case of the missing bagel 2 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Their face in the first picture tho.
"I just woke up, lemme have my bagel, Barbra."
"I just woke up, lemme have my bagel, Barbra."
If there was a Christian tumblr 8 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
*glances at Jesus*
So if God doesn't have DNA, and Virgin Mary was the only source...
So if God doesn't have DNA, and Virgin Mary was the only source...
When you don't even try 2 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
He seems so genuinely concerned for Perry. Not mad, not just shocked. He's got that, "Are you okay? Is everything alright at home?" expression on.
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The reason for gru being so strong is because the second letter of his name 'r' is the 5 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Consider that the moon shrinking down but not changing mass would mean that it's gravitational field would increase. Why is nothing in the surroundings being pulled or crunched on this Field Force? Simple, sheer Gru willpower.
But I want car go space. Now me is sad 3 comments
Caw caw mf 8 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
If you think for a moment I would trust Google's notorious translations then you're a madman.
One of those moods 11 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Guess what.
I forgot I had this tab open on my phone. And decided to check what it was because I couldn't remember.
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I forgot I had this tab open on my phone. And decided to check what it was because I couldn't remember.
Caw caw mf 8 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I got Time too, and I can't speak a LICK of anything other than English.
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E x t e r m I n a t e f u r r I e s 4 comments
Better backstory. 2 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
Didn't they run away when they caught him being evil, then get hit by a semi?
The 2016 Song, quite accurate I believe 5 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
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Ah yeah ;) 9 comments
Four 2 comments
Explains how he knows all the sins humans will ever commit.