TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

— TimeBender25 Report User
Get in Substers, we've got 102 chocolate chip cookies to eat (SFW, literally just cookies) 24 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Okay but what if I already took the banana?
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Terrible hunting accident... Etc 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
When the Second oldest "Conveniently finds the new King dead":
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Long exposure of a departing train 1 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Early TARDIS Effect.
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Every day is a good day 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Y'all are just using Nihilism wrong, not my fault you can't derive drive from it.
The law does not apply if you're under 5'6" 1 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Hope you like probabilities and statistics, fuckers.
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Very important question 17 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
It depends entirely on the intensity and colour of external lighting.


Also, they're yellow. They only appear green because the fibers that make them up isn't perfect at blocking light and the semi-transparent glow makes it LOOK green in the way making any colour neon cranks the saturation up to 300 on a 255 scale.
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Gives self more roles 4 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Y'all have coloured roles?

Also, who the hell makes admin red?? That's *asking* for fights.
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Wut? 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I mean, that's an explanation problem in the end. You don't need to explain your history to tell someone you're genderfluid.
But even then, the response is unnecessarily aggressive.
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Scum 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I read this wrong, a comma or pause would be really helpful here.
dogg 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I really don't want to.
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Pretty kitty doing a stretch 8 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Unless I returned to the wrong day, and it's actually been a while. Then I guess I have been quiet.
But I don't think I got it wrong?
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Pretty kitty doing a stretch 8 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I've been here for a while, watching.
I just don't comment as often as I should.
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Pretty kitty doing a stretch 8 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I thought it was soap on the kitty at first, and that they were taking a bath.
Nope, that's just pretty white fur.
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nyan 6 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I have no clue what breed(s) my dog is, but he's a miscreant and I love him.
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juan 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Three days and no @SuperDave reply
Lame 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Spazz fel for it and had fun getting hack
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I can’t believe you’ve done such a thing as this 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
The bottom half of this goes surprisingly well with the post beneath it.
Squint a bit and look at the one on the left 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
That's the entire evolutionary point of the ear markings.
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A Husky or a seal? 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
This

Is a Snow Poff
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What could go wrong running in a straight line away from a falling tree 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
The Noble Titan's Training Grounds for Exiting an Object's Vicinity

The Punished God's Rules for Peeling The Fuck Out of There
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#parenthoodgoals 9 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
There's a distinction between unexpected and shocking. And even "Unexpected" can be further broken down. But i won't.