TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

— TimeBender25 Report User
And I took that personally 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
God I do this so much. I am in Pain
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Guess it didn't work. 8 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
You'd be surprised how often people do this.

The first time I noticed it, they had gone back to usurp the rule of the European Emperor of Greece, Dude's name was something like Cosmo.
Then there was a surprisingly similar timeline with the exception of the the Korean war. The south won that which caused the US to get on a Winning High and made losing in Vietnam more punchy.
Then some English dude is fooling around in the past and gets caught by the Swedish authorities. Dunno what happened to him or what he said, but this is the first timeline where Sweden started making good clocks, so I'm just sayin- Anyways that got reset when a *different* English dude went back to steal his dog from himself before the dog died, surprisingly not a paradox, and in doing so managed to stall the Queen of England from a meeting. How that sent us into a German WW2 victory is beyond me.
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Look normal, look normal. This is fine. Breathe, breathe, move innocently. 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
But I thought he wanted to go to the one place not yet corrupted by capitalism, how'd they end up at a store?
Owo 7 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
YwY
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Jim Carrey is CGI incarnate 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I still find it wild that, in a review about the Sonic Movie, they managed to get to the old Grinch Movie and asked how Jim Carrey Did That Face.
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Don't let your dreams be dreams 6 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
You look at that foot and tell me there is a God. /j

I don't know. All I've ever been able to connect it with is the "No Shirt, No shoes: No service" phrase.
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Oh great, a needy artificial extrovert. 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
The artstyle is delightfully Uncanny.
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Oh great, a needy artificial extrovert. 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Yo, this is Replika. I tried the beta several years ago and again earlier this year.

It's really shit, tbh. Even cleverbot feels like she has more programmed responses.
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This ad is surreal, and felt like a shitpost 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
YO, I thought exactly that.
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This ad is surreal, and felt like a shitpost 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
"foreverspin(TM)" is what really gets me tbh.

Would probably be funnier if I had actually watched Inception.
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Denny knows what she’s doing 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
The mouse cursor on their logo
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Get organized 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
This is Saturday/Sunday erasure.
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
So did I, until about 1, 2 years ago. Wild how that works, lmao
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Mackapär 20 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I'm VERY curious what language the "Whatsitdozit" is for.
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I am she, pls

Honestly surprised it was such a coherent sentence, usually when I play this game it's chaotic like "And if brackets that thoughts on the matter of preference in a,"
Smol bobs < Big bobs 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
wish I had this shirt. It'd be funny.
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
"*and* the internet", huh?
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I do not know with what weapons WWIII will be fought, bur WWIV will be fought with the feat of engineering and technology and the Internet.
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Caliborn is the first to sign up.
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Planet terror 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
inb4 jojoke
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Problem rubber Hyena 6 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
The Sonic Boom show is honestly shockingly solid considering where it sits.
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Keep your nuts close 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Depressed Squirrel Meme
Keep your nuts close 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
I read this like a Drake Meme and was very confused what it was trying to say. I'm still not entirely sure it *isn't* one.
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It's so cold my beard is stuck to my email address 50 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Our battles will be legendary