TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

— TimeBender25 Report User
@comfy 1 comments
timebender25 · 12 weeks ago
If I chug it all at once I drown so that's a plus.
Idk. It feels different 1 comments
timebender25 · 12 weeks ago
haha haha haha
Really power 9 comments
timebender25 · 12 weeks ago
You've never heard that before or some-tin?
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May the Schwarz be with you 5 comments
timebender25 · 12 weeks ago
I remember hearing that they only got the rights to make fun of Star Wars so harshly if they didn't make and sell merch. Which makes the bit in the movie better tbh
One of his better moves 2 comments
timebender25 · 12 weeks ago
Time for him to slap you with a slab of rock too, 'cause he's also got earthquakes.
Time Travel Event starts! 2 comments
timebender25 · 12 weeks ago
ok
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Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
timebender25 · 12 weeks ago
God is if I sleep with a good day for it.


This Just in: God is getting a good night's rest. What a bad time to be atheist.
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This is the sign you've been waiting for. 12 comments
timebender25 · 12 weeks ago
"Might be" is mighty optimistic there catfluff.
But there's also other things too, not just the depression.
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He says it like it be! 3 comments
timebender25 · 12 weeks ago
I assumed the bot pulled a post about the original sites' users.
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He says it like it be! 3 comments
timebender25 · 12 weeks ago
What?
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This is the sign you've been waiting for. 12 comments
timebender25 · 13 weeks ago
I tell myself this weekly but I still can't bring myself to enjoy things.
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Old template, old meme 2 comments
timebender25 · 13 weeks ago
As least they know you're planning on using protection.
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I know my children would be this way 5 comments
timebender25 · 13 weeks ago
My oldest brother is 6 years older than I am.
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I know my children would be this way 5 comments
timebender25 · 13 weeks ago
I make jokes with my dad about "Pot-filler Burgers", which stems from an event that happened before I was even born during my oldest brother's 1st birthday when my dad over-grilled the burgers so much I'm told they looked like Asphalt Tablets.
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Got bless the little bugs whom glow 8 comments
timebender25 · 13 weeks ago
Catching Lightening bugs and Fire flies is the best thing tho
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Psycho 13 comments
timebender25 · 13 weeks ago
Reminds me of that Ariel comic.
None pizza with left beef 2 comments
timebender25 · 13 weeks ago
Looks like someone added the chips are the wrong stage of making cookies.
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Got bless the little bugs whom glow 8 comments
timebender25 · 13 weeks ago
Lightening bugs are the blue/green ones.
Confused Diogenes noises 31 comments
timebender25 · 13 weeks ago
>"So you're saying I HAVE to call people by their pronouns now?"

Your other option to to Never Talk About Them. Which I feel would be much better if you in particular practiced.
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When the teacher says show your work 7 comments
timebender25 · 13 weeks ago
This would probably be easier to follow if you could even read it.
poof 1 comments
timebender25 · 14 weeks ago
That second pic isn't even edited tho.
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Modern problems require modern solutions [oc] 3 comments
timebender25 · 14 weeks ago
OC can stand for "Original Charater" or "Original Content". In this case, it's the latter.
Don't worry so much about my sex life - you're never going to be apart of it anyway 41 comments
timebender25 · 14 weeks ago
Congrats honey, you got a type. Not a whole new sexuality.

Super Straight is explicitly designed to wedge a gap between cis women and trans women. It started on 4chan as a troll and the blind masses of twitter ate it up as expected.

Accepting Super Straight, even beyond it's terrible name, is to not unly undo several years of social progress but also to feed the trolls.
TW science trolling. 16 comments
timebender25 · 14 weeks ago
Birds are dinosaurs, and humans are howler monkeys.
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