TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

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Enjoy this 13 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
This Just In: The Human Boby stops working in or around magic, by virtue of being more mechanically precise than clockwork.
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Anime rules 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Nothing can make you pregnant, unless it's someone's kink*
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That's a big L 8 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Which one do ya think, go on have a guess.
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A title made with the same effort as citizens took to stop drinking in the 30s 1 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
You can't fool me, that's a picture of Gov't officials refilling the magma in Earth's Core!
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How to get extra credit 13 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
It was my Military Left!!!
At least we get grades, right? 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Anyways, watch this drive.
*faceplants*
At least we get grades, right? 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
The American School System is dreadful and painful, and has seriously fucked my future.

How the FUCK am i supposed to care and feel good about a system that told me *I* failed because *THEY* decided to remove credits, in my worst subject no less, so late in that I couldn't catch back up??? And who mismanaged my schedule so hard I passed English 12 and Physics before I ever even TOOK English 11 and Chemistry???
I passed those classes, and it was FUCKING GRUELING. I bust my ass to make up for *YOUR* mistakes, and then you're gonna tell me it's MY FAULT-

This isn't "Edgy 20 year old anarchist", this is, "I'm going to have to live the rest of my life with 'No Highschool diploma' on my file"
I was in school 2 years longer than i should have been, trying to make it back up and sort everything out. I couldn't. By half a fucking credit, I couldn't.
And the fact that I had to crunch for an ever-further goalpost is somehow my fault here.
Heroes that chose themselves 14 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
This is why I like Wind Waker so much
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YouTube is broken 1 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
While it's true Youtube isn't for kids, kids are the only ones with enough free time and trust for efficient exploitation.
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How to get extra credit 13 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
You'll never take me alive! *takes one step to the right*
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Oh... Oh DAMN 1 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
YOOOO, BEER PISSING ROBO DOG
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I’m only speaking the truth 1 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
A still image would be 1fps tho
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I'm kind of uncomfortable 1 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Sure. Fugo's Talon hair is regular enough but Giorno's Onion Rings aren't.
I don't know dad 7 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Regular chess is 3D, but the time dimension is so hard to use it might as well be ignored. Much like how we call our reality 3D even though there's a 4th Time Dimension.

On a purely spacial level, Chess is 2D. And this Other Chess is also only* 2D.
In Chess this is where it ends, one board and nothing else.
In Other Chess the time dimension is made spacial, and you're given methods to interact with it. They essentially double the special dimensions. Putting it to 4. Making it 4D. Once again, the TRUE time dimension is ignored because it's impossible to use. You really just play with 4 Spacial dimensions ((with some rules)) and nothing else.
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I don't know dad 7 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
the irony of it wasn't lost, lmao

Also!! This game is only 4D, the 5D is a lie. There are only 2 special dimension and 2 'time' dimensions. If it were really 5D it would be a conceptual NIGHTMARE to display. More than it already is. It bugs me a lot because it makes it harder to wrap your head around.
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What are you doing, step boat? 1 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Lift your backhoe.
I don't know dad 7 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Oh I love this game.

It's only hard if you make it hard. And if you cling to the idea that it's *time* travel, rather than just a different form of space travel.
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Well, you’re old, anyway 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
If my birthday weren't laughably easy to remember I probably would have forgotten it several times.
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I must do it 13 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
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I must do it 13 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
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So here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Under the Circumstances I've been shockingly nice
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Invest in Barnes and Nobles, in my opinion 7 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Fair, but I also feel it's worth pointing out that Barns n Noble isn't a library. It's a store.

There's a slightly different demographic of "People who go to stores" vs "People who go to libraries"
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Invest in Barnes and Nobles, in my opinion 7 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Sounds fun until you realize many hundreds of thousands of greasy grimy fingers will be primed to touch every page in those books. At best making them slightly less fresh, and at worst making then messy and stained.
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It’s not acting it’s real 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Thinking about how they never give Tom Holland the full script 'cause he gets too excited to keep it under wraps.

He very genuinely probably DIDN'T know what was going on until shooting day.
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hmm 1 comments
timebender25 · 3 years ago
Loss tho
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