TimeBender25

timebender25


Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.

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That’s rough buddy 3 comments
timebender25 · 14 weeks ago
Listen, for as bad as M. Night's ATLA movie is? It didn't kill almost 30k people.
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My secret is I always on denial 1 comments
timebender25 · 14 weeks ago
This meme always fucks me up 'cause the people are facing opposite directions to each other.
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Dating these days is hard 6 comments
timebender25 · 14 weeks ago
Can vouch, Ew has been here since the beginning.
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Why you would ever need 186 seconds of compressed fog is another matter 4 comments
timebender25 · 14 weeks ago
Cap Kingdom (Mario Odyssey)
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Absolutel lad 1 comments
timebender25 · 14 weeks ago
A shame Yahoo Chess went down like, 5 years ago.
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Not All Jokes Need One 4 comments
timebender25 · 14 weeks ago
You've added a punchline by calling out the Punch Line.
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Oh boy 13 comments
timebender25 · 14 weeks ago
The method of doing so will always be the least convenient for the situation you wanna make it in, and will always require slightly more effort than you anticipate.
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So what type of shit happened here?! 1 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
Gravity Falls and Rick and Morty were already supposed to be in the same Multiverse. Fuck it, why not Phineas and Ferb.
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Time is weird 6 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
Just imagine how long it'll take for us to go from Nukes to [data expunged] tho.
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Teach me your ways! 4 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
How can you? It's had to do sometimes.
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Go ahead, add your own. I'll start- 28 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
This isn't mine, but I actually saw someone try to argue "MILF is a slur"
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Get on my level 1 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
I just keymash then play it like a puzzle.
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Underused punchlines are always good to have 4 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
Try downvoting a genie, I'm sure it'll change their mind.
Underused punchlines are always good to have 4 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
If you're wondering: Like a ball bouncing half as high each time, the apparent paradox resolves down to a single certain state.
The ball will inevitably come to rest, your memes will block themselves from being popular.
Underused punchlines are always good to have 4 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
When is the popularity assessed tho?? The lack of mention abt the temporal element lends SO much to a bad downside.

Like, if you most a meme and people like it, it gets popular. But then it's popular and you couldn't have used it. So you would never have been able to make the post that uses it.
All you're doing by pushing this button is preventing yourself from ever making popular memes again.
I made this on a Samsung mobile 4 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
Samsung released their own Personal Assistant, ala Siri/Google Assistant/etc. And they gave it a human model.
This is the internet, naturally there was r34 of it and people are freaking out about the inevitable.
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400 IQ meme 2 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
But those aren't random.
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Oh boy 13 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
Granted, however you can't control the scale and will be any size between 1" and 20' each time you use it.
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I made this on a Samsung mobile 4 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
They knew exactly that they were doing. Sexualized marketic has been a thing since the Market.
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Idk I never watched 5 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
I can and will rant about SAO more if y'all ask. But otherwise I'm cutting it here 'cause it's a silly topic
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Idk I never watched 5 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
Kirito falls into a niche RP community, and causes ranchor 'cause the server admin doesn't wanna hit the ban button in respose to Actual Fucking Murders
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Idk I never watched 5 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
I have no limit to gripes for SAO, but the biggest one is honestly how Kirito not just beat a gun game at a competetive level, but did so with a lightsaber and a secondary pistol.
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Idk I never watched 5 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
What designer went, "Let's make this invisibility cloak absolute in this shooter game. And also let the players use it in the *fucking lobby*"
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Idk I never watched 5 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
Every single game in the SAO universe is as well secured as a fucking hotdog sitting open at a beach.
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Today on national geographic : 1 comments
timebender25 · 15 weeks ago
Sticky Fingers