If true then we need to talk to Samsung to break into phones data

Maybe old churches with stained glass windows were on to something just didn't have the technology

Looks like what kids would create in a Play-Doh kitchen.

You had a shot with that line, Jessica was at least interested.

A study shows that when starved, vegans will eat rats, but when asked about it they prefer silence.

Reminds me of the Persian Cat meme
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/persian-cat-room-guardian

Just be happy he is there

A truck driver?

I once yelled at my dad at the age of thirteen and told him "You are a freackin A-hole" his response was" You won't say it" then said "Well you don't want me cussing" and we both laughed and he and I figured out that it wasn't the words, but the meaning.

The triceratop seems to be thinking "Why, don't do this hooman"

Needs to be on a Ford Falcon and move Han to the driver side, but gotta leave Chewie on the passenger side.

I picture the backseat is full of puppies and parent dog looking back saying "Going to turn this car around if you don't behave."

Alaskan snow tires

A ant can also travel free of charge anywhere in the world, but do you realize how long compared to their life span a mile would take?

Ignore it! They aren't coming after you for that

It's a domino effect, people take the word of others then it spreads like a virus.

Complaining is the equivalent to giving hopeful thoughts to people losing houses, family members, belongings and friends. Words are nice, but do something.

What if Britain went from pounds to dollars, would that cause confusion?

Medium rare steak with pine nut toppings, maybe parsley like stuff and some crunchy looking thins like fried onions, sitting in a marinade.

Let my people go!

Lmao, my dog grabs my cordless mouse and makes me play chase.