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Just imagine 14 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
Sit in a room naked and let people touch me also while covered in hair? Umm, no thank you...
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Words to live by. 51 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
How so?
Just imagine 14 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
At first I thought you meant say actual words. I was thinking that we should be proud that they said something like "hello"
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Just imagine 14 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
I feel so bad now.
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And they weren't even lazy! 29 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
All of the puppets look so freakin' high
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And they weren't even lazy! 29 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
Can I be on the villan's side? 'Cause I'm on the villan's side.
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'For the win...' 9 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
It doesn't? omg
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And they weren't even lazy! 29 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
oh... That's why she wan't the same...
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No......no.....NOOOOOOOOOO 11 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
HE WAS SO WRONG. HERE'S WHY:
9+10=21
10+9=19
It's simple math
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School and p*ssy 14 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
Hmmm, Ten months for me, but if you add up all my breaks....
1 week mardi gras
1 week easter
2 weeks christmas and new years
1 week thanksgiving
1 day election day
All I can think of
Words to live by. 51 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
Hmmph, Fair enough. in exchange for something, but what?
Hmmm, I'm gonna need toast, peanut butter and shrimp. My plan shall activate Tomorrow AT whatever time I'm on.
*Hops into flying microwave and flies off into the dark of the night*
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Words to live by. 51 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
Stupid, Stupid people. Like uncooked toast, bland and stupid. *closes hologram*
YOU SHALL NEVER WIN!
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I need to hug this machine 13 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
I should've looked at the vending machine before I read the text. I thought it was a machine that game you free drugs, but nooooo.
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Words to live by. 51 comments
toaster · 9 years ago
No, our nation will only get stronger. *takes out gun* I'm not sorry I have to do this.
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