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toclafane


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It's like Panic! At The Disco without the '!' 11 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Before I read the caption, I thought they edited the picture on the right to make the guy look like an alien in the left picture...
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Oh, this is going to get ugly 7 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Those carrots are better at being doughnuts than Krispy Kreme products anyways.
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Finally makes sense 6 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
No... I know how to woo women, though. Being clever is good, but this amount right off the bat will either make you look like a player, someone who is desperate, or a mix of both.
Just trying to help 14 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
At first I was merely making a suggestion to make the "joke" actually plausible. Apparently if it is a plausible miscommunication, it is not funny.
Fallout 4 vs School 10 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Actually, no. I hate homework. It is a waste of time. Tests, however, are not a waste of time.
Epic breakfast time 36 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
@knine_187, I think it looks pretty disgusting. I am not a vegan or anything; I eat meat every day, but that looks so bad.
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Just trying to help 14 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
I understand that, but his statement was prefaced by the flight attendant asking if anyone was a pilot. So they would obviously know he had said pilot with an accent. If she had said "pirot" and he had confirmed he was a "pirot", this would make sense.
Impress me, youtube 25 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Make your own version of the app or get a phone with a version of the app that lets you do it.
Impress me, youtube 25 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Youtube was never meant to be a music player. Use a music app if you want to listen to music. This has nothing to do with technology, but people using the app in a manner it was not intended to be. This is like me saying "I won't be impressed with technology until my calculator app tells me the temperature". Also, as mentioned, some devices do let you; it is about the app coding.
Society problems 46 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Either one is bad. That severe of a dedication to entertainment is not good.
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I think this is the strangest thing I've ever read 15 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
I think this makes sense only if you recall the old joke: "if women aren't made to cook, then why are they full of milk and eggs?"
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Finally makes sense 6 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
There is such a thing as trying too hard.
Stepping it up 13 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Just a thought: your downvote probably had nothing to do with "I am Catholic", but probably had something to do with liking the last comment. I doubt anybody on here cares about you being Catholic.
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Fallout 4 vs School 10 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
In that specific case, their playing the game might be considered relevant, so therefore might be in keeping with the things that I mentioned.
Fallout 4 vs School 10 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
No, he/she is a bad teacher. Their job is to prepare the student for the real world and impart knowledge relevant to the course; ideally the course is pertaining to the student's chosen field of future employment (since the usage of professor implies college). Reinforcing the behavior and thinking pattern of making a game more important than their education, career, or future in general is not doing them any favors.
Impress me, youtube 25 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
This is not a technology issue. Obviously such technology has existed for probably longer than you have been alive (judging by the fact that this would even matter to you). If you aren't impressed with what technology can do today, you either don't know what technology is, or you are oblivious to the amount of technology around you every day because you take it for granted.
This is where we are heading 21 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
No, you are going to call your manager over here and have them do your job for you. See how long you keep that job.
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Stepping it up 13 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Blockbuster is essentially nonexistent, so that shouldn't even be considered. I kinda like the Amazon Prime one.
Just trying to help 14 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
If the flight attendant was Asian and said "pirot" this would make more sense.
Epic breakfast time 36 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
How to make the best breakfast ever... for stopping that pesky drumming thing in your chest.
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does it count? 6 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Nope. Sentience and the ability to perform complex tasks like understanding, thinking of an intelligent response, and then communicating that response are apparently not figured into the level of "sacredness" of a living organism. Just pure numbers, being wrong about those numbers, and being an overall jerk.
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In anon we trust 6 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
I don't think nuclear fusion will help reproduce land and oceans and genetic coding. Otherwise, I like this very much.
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Good guy! 20 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
At that point, I couldn't even be mad, just impressed.
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Good guy! 20 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Yeah, I barely have enough time with one.
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I love science 11 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Astronomy is a proper subset of science. While they are different, astronomy is a science in the same manner that biology is a science.
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