In anon we trust

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God, if the bible were written like this I would never skip church

I swear this got weirder and weirder with every sentence

I'm not kidding when I say that this is the best one I've ever read

I don't think nuclear fusion will help reproduce land and oceans and genetic coding. Otherwise, I like this very much.

Can we make this into a movie? Or at least a short film on kickstarter?