I try to be that guy all of the time, glad to hear people actually notice and appreciate it.

Its the little things in life that make me laugh hysterically

Avoid ever being it by not having real life friends

Yeah, just look at where that got Frollo.

In-n-out is life, despite how small that menu is

I wanted to say Gorgonite scum, but that's not a gorgonite...bye

CHRISTMAS!!!

Fable did it. Just throwing that out there.

Aw, what kind of bird is that? That's adorable.

Guys, I know that looks really cool and all, and I hate to spoil it, but if you look verrry close, you might notice this is in fact a picture of a building with cool wall art on the device you are looking on. Its not real, go ahead, try to touch it. Crazy right?

I dont know, if I heard "there is no problem, you are traveling safely to your destination" that would make me worry

We call them Pappa daddy long legs

I would kill for that car. Nothing too important though...maybe like, an ant.

When people say super heroes don't exist

I think there was a Hey Arnold episode just like this, I mean, for those of you who even watched it

Me if you mention Dragon ball Z, Resident evil, or Megaman

Like honestly, if I could do that, you would never catch me walking correctly

Oh Thugnificent