Stay in shape people, that way you won't have to worry about your floor collapsing from sex

I'm just scared that my entire family line is ending with me, but I'm staying single anyways

Why would anyone kill Donkeys with this?

Easy, I kept some Oranges Life gave you before, but only make Orange Juice after Life gives you lemon

My last word would be f***

Why would I look at an ad about fishing? *Leave*

Next day is Monday

It's not actually that rare, in fact, looking back, I myself might have missed it twice without realizing.

There is also a painting which just the colour black that sold for $60 Million

What's your favourite food in McDonalds?

It's not about who you are, but what you do

"Unless you have experienced both of them, you can never say if period hurts more than getting kicked in the balls"

If one more state joins the US, would the flag change?

In China, we cut the Atlantic Ocean and Greenland in Half, for a long time I thought Greenland is made of two islands on the opposite sides of Earth

Me: The glass is completely full, with both water and air

Considering Jupiter's size and the fact that it's a gas planet, storms like that are technically the equivalent of small winds on Earth

Vandalism if it's done without permission

Learn the definition of every different word, they all have a different meaning, including Liberal (Capital L) and liberal (little L)

Moon (with capital M) is the actual name though, and isn't it cool having an entire species named after you?

I only like girls close to my age, though

In Centimeters or meters, because Inches and Feet are not a thing

I remembered having lightbulbs in my house when I was 4 years old (2004), which means he invented them before the age of eight, Einstein is truly a genius!

Oh no, I'm melting, I'm melting, oh what a world what a world!

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