did anyone else see him salute?

I know that some snake breeds can reproduce asexually, I wonder if sharks can do the same thing...?

high art that will be studied by historians for decades

the alternate realities I tap into always seem to include my ASL prof. somehow...

that's a goat

honestly its better than art I try to do a good job on

this man is all I aspire to be

I want to have hydrothermal vent body: teeming with mysterious life, boiling water, and luminescent bacteria/zooplankton

A. it is real
B. it is really funny

*bump* ow *bump* ow *bump* ow

I've had a reddit account, lacking a single post or comment, for nearly a decade

everyone deserves deep pockets.

those shorts look like if you farted it would balloon rather than letting it out

no way he

its actually pronounced gif

ayo imma pick bulbasaur

was I the only one who thought duck life?