dang thats a lot of cilantro

another win for the cephalopods

hehe

did anyone else see him salute?

I know that some snake breeds can reproduce asexually, I wonder if sharks can do the same thing...?

high art that will be studied by historians for decades

the alternate realities I tap into always seem to include my ASL prof. somehow...

that's a goat

honestly its better than art I try to do a good job on

this man is all I aspire to be

I want to have hydrothermal vent body: teeming with mysterious life, boiling water, and luminescent bacteria/zooplankton

A. it is real
B. it is really funny

*bump* ow *bump* ow *bump* ow

I've had a reddit account, lacking a single post or comment, for nearly a decade

everyone deserves deep pockets.

those shorts look like if you farted it would balloon rather than letting it out