Where did you get that they weren't required to reproduce? Society? If I recall correctly, breast milk is the only substance that a human can have for every meal, every day of their life and not need for more nutrition. This means that the milk contains all the nutrients needed by a human, not to mention the immune system bolstering. Formula can contain the nutrients a child needs, but cannot match the complexity or the needs of the infant as it grows.
Also, @Kissmysass, go back to feudal japan. http://fbgags.com/wp-content/uploads/so-i-became-a-cobra.jpg

Missed. http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/reminded+me+of+this+comic+_5a6fd44cbe8c61ecf05e402eff8e7f28.jpg

Close. It is not to make sure you won't damage the property, it is to make sure any damages incurred are covered.

An initiation? How quaint. There is an entire book series dedicated to that smut. You want to initiate someone, why not Zoidberg? http://i.imgur.com/Ng7LM.jpg
Or, you could venture into sounding... Saw one of those where the girl splits the guy down the shaft. Maybe you'd look into one man, one mason jar. The guy survives the perforated intestines, by the way. That not your cup of tea? There is always something worse. Always. Like this: http://i.imgur.com/AsbAo.jpg
After a fine foray into what is really some messed up crap out there, let's get some eye bleach: http://i.imgur.com/WwaNPt5.gif, http://i.imgur.com/LabxWWu.jpg
While you guys have the D'awwwws, I'm going back to the internet. My people need me.
All this in accordance with the prophecy.

That wasn't his death, he fought the Balrog on the bridge. The Balrog falls into the abyss of the pit and subsequently drags Gandalf with him. After falling for an immense amount of time, they both plunge into water at the bottom. Another fight ensues, until the demon flees into the dark tunnels. Gandalf pursues the creature up the spiraling flight of the Endless Stair. The two climb until they reach Durin's Tower and the living rock of Zirakzigil. Fight, fight, fight. The Grey finally throws down his enemy and darkness takes him. This scene took all of eight days and details the effective death of 'Gandalf the Grey.' I say effective because he is the equivalent of an angel, an Istar. He says, 'Naked I was sent back, until my task is done,' addressing waking up after nineteen days of his body laying lifeless upon the top of the tower. He essentially leveled up in the fight against the Balrog and prevented the rest of the party from receiving any XP. Gandalf was a douche.

The vagina is reproductive, just like the breast and the penis. The fact that, as humans, we get pleasure from playing with the nipples or clitoris/penis does not make them something developed directly for pleasure, an erogenous zone, if you will. In fantastic lore, the erogenous zones of a Goblin are the knees and elbows, both males and females of the race are perceived as promiscuous with bared knees or elbows. Extraneous information? Maybe, maybe not. We do not need sexual pleasure to survive as a race, nor as a being. We do need sexual reproduction to survive. In other news, the breast was not always a symbol for pleasure, during the fifth century B.C. (the Peloponnesian War), the breasts were commonly bared. In the eighteenth century, the erogenous zone was the ankle.

+1 internet, maybe?

She'd leave you anytime somebody with a bigger spaceship came along.

Have a seat right over here.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Congrats on your father's big dick!

Why can't I hold all these feels?

Late term abortions are illegal.

Dick trees for everyone! Go home and plant yours now!

Still a better love story than twilight.
FTFY

Next level up you'll get the most usable skills. Don't squander them.

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Definitely maybe. Go drive a car.

It's helluva drug.

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You like Boo-Kake? Make kissy face!

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