turningthetech
hackneyed-paintsplatter on tumblr (im better now than from 1+ year back I swear)
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Best Celebrity Encounters 16 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Oh DAMN son! *round of applause* Now I must rush that woman to a burn center!
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Scary Stuff 12 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
I feel like if people on Tumblr have kids with Tumblr accounts by then, the kids will be like "My mom/dad`s Tumblr is so lam- WHAT?! 200,000 REPOSTS?!"
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A fox hunting its prey under the snow 17 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
I think the fox just did an acrobatic fucking pirouette into the snow. I`m just saiyan.
Viva La Pluto! 13 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Sometimes I just look at the user`s URLS because in some cases they are funnier than the actual conversation, but I can (safely) say that both are pretty funny!
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The right way to debate ideas 5 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Wow, the American Government needs to get their shit together, I mean, if ancient Romans can debate while drunk and sober, then we should too! Good to you, ancient Romans!
Amazing painting of water 10 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
I see nothing wrong with her spelling here.... Oh guest you`re so silly!
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Everything is fun and games until 8 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
I like how the URL of the 2nd one is vantasass and HE TYPED HIS POST IN ALL CAPS
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Painting nails 6 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Oh guest, I remember when I was one.... still better than the shit you are.
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Which b*tton? 88 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Grey, because if I can lift anything, then I SHOULD be able to lift myself and the blue button would be irrevelant. Plus, it is handy if you want to secretly take something. :D Just my opinion.
Also, I have a inquiry: for the green button, if that animal went extinct as you were shifted as it, what would happen??
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Also, I have a inquiry: for the green button, if that animal went extinct as you were shifted as it, what would happen??
It's all in the genes 33 comments
These always confused me as a kid 11 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
When my parent`s kitchen was being built I accidentally pulled one off (it`s fine now) so I know the feel.
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You can't argue with that 4 comments
Magnificent 13 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Why
Why must he look so good
Better in Heels
Can work a Mankini
God
DAMN
SON
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Why must he look so good
Better in Heels
Can work a Mankini
God
DAMN
SON
This is the same person as the Elevator Guy in gangnam style!! 9 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
PLUS HE GOT DAT FACE
DAT ONE DAT MAKE U GO
HAAAAWWT
DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN!
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DAT ONE DAT MAKE U GO
HAAAAWWT
DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN!
Run! 13 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Run Bitch RUN!
nnnnnnnnnnnnnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP- *And so the legend be told of the magnificent Vast NOPE, which hath been started by a 22 foot wasp nest, said to contain an infinite amount of NOPE, which has made many people run in terror.
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nnnnnnnnnnnnnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP- *And so the legend be told of the magnificent Vast NOPE, which hath been started by a 22 foot wasp nest, said to contain an infinite amount of NOPE, which has made many people run in terror.
How do you pronounce ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 15 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
This is slightly sad because someone somewhere is going to actually name their kid that.
Imagine having to write that on your homework and the teachers are like "*How ever you pronounce it* Put your real name on this paper" and you are like "D: But-" Teacher yells at you "DETENTION"
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Imagine having to write that on your homework and the teachers are like "*How ever you pronounce it* Put your real name on this paper" and you are like "D: But-" Teacher yells at you "DETENTION"
Threatening sign 6 comments
