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Act like a lady 10 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
This man
I must find him
and give him a medal
(I am a girl but this is hilarious)
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Swimsuits these days are so obscene 11 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
The muscle bathing suit seems like a homage to the Colossal Titan
All of them look awesome though
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Firefighters being awesome 21 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Shhh shhhh shhh *pats head*
Don`t listen to the mean old guest, poke
they don`t know what they are talking about
*pat pat*
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Morgan freeman problems 5 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Damn straight
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Good guy fly 2 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
All I have seen when I do that is another fly entering, usually a lot larger :l
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Badass Mule 58 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Damn, that mule is metal as FUCK!
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They've definitely been lifting 13 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Why yes, they do.
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Get yourself a body 45 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
did you just
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Pixar mindf*ck 31 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Because me and gods got this contract goin on, you see, I promised Jesus if I go to Hell (and be chillin like a villain) than we cool as shit. He tells me things so I`m safe until I die.
No homo! 1 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
I laughed harder at this than I should of (and still am)
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Pixar mindf*ck 31 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Who, Jesus? He said that maybe in the next 200 years or so :oI I`m probably gonna like write a note to any future descendants, so they can record it :oS
Also, he foresaw that comment, so he told me to tell you to, quote,"Go make a cure for cancer or somethin lol" unquote. :D
Heaven has answered 4 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Me and Satan be chillin, watching all these vids in Hell, enjoying Youtube videos under a Starbucks wifi hotspot, on our Ap-hell Macs and shit :D Thank Beelzebub for inground wifi! >:D
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Realistic sonic 27 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
2 words: Nightmare Fuel.
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Your move, Chrome 9 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Don`t worry Google, you still got a bunch of other users. At least Chrome doesn`t have all the messed up shit to do that!
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Clark gets Bruce prepared for Halloween… 6 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Oh damn Bruce! >:D
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Pixar mindf*ck 31 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Damn dude, now that you say that, I want to know what happens if you could really do that :oO
Time to call up Jesus!
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There's that guy again 2 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Well then. That was unexpected. :O
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Moving rocks 28 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
NOPE. PI-O-NEERS, BABY.
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Guy pulled out his d*ck in front of feminist protesters 12 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Yes. He/she did just. :D
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What drinking a fluid really looks like 12 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
It`s..... Black? Dude, I think you should get that checked out, you`re on the other end of the Jizzospectrum ;D
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Worst living thing ever 38 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Australia: Land where EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING TRIES TO KILL YOU.
*rolls off saying nope* NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE...................
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Let me. 11 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
I.... I.... Did it just get hot in here? *fanning intensifies*
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Visiting Putin 6 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Oh, those Russians (++ for anyone who gets that song reference)
When I remember I have a college project due at 10 am when it is 4 am 8 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
When I forget to plug in my dying iPod at night
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Nice one adam 9 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Damn, son. You go Adam!
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