turningthetech
hackneyed-paintsplatter on tumblr (im better now than from 1+ year back I swear)
— hackneyedpaintsplatter Report User
Swimsuits these days are so obscene 11 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
The muscle bathing suit seems like a homage to the Colossal Titan
All of them look awesome though
6
All of them look awesome though
Firefighters being awesome 21 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Shhh shhhh shhh *pats head*
Don`t listen to the mean old guest, poke
they don`t know what they are talking about
*pat pat*
13
Don`t listen to the mean old guest, poke
they don`t know what they are talking about
*pat pat*
Good guy fly 2 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
All I have seen when I do that is another fly entering, usually a lot larger :l
13
Pixar mindf*ck 31 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Because me and gods got this contract goin on, you see, I promised Jesus if I go to Hell (and be chillin like a villain) than we cool as shit. He tells me things so I`m safe until I die.
No homo! 1 comments
Pixar mindf*ck 31 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Who, Jesus? He said that maybe in the next 200 years or so :oI I`m probably gonna like write a note to any future descendants, so they can record it :oS
Also, he foresaw that comment, so he told me to tell you to, quote,"Go make a cure for cancer or somethin lol" unquote. :D
Also, he foresaw that comment, so he told me to tell you to, quote,"Go make a cure for cancer or somethin lol" unquote. :D
Heaven has answered 4 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Me and Satan be chillin, watching all these vids in Hell, enjoying Youtube videos under a Starbucks wifi hotspot, on our Ap-hell Macs and shit :D Thank Beelzebub for inground wifi! >:D
3
Your move, Chrome 9 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Don`t worry Google, you still got a bunch of other users. At least Chrome doesn`t have all the messed up shit to do that!
6
Clark gets Bruce prepared for Halloween… 6 comments
Pixar mindf*ck 31 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Damn dude, now that you say that, I want to know what happens if you could really do that :oO
Time to call up Jesus!
1
Time to call up Jesus!
There's that guy again 2 comments
What drinking a fluid really looks like 12 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
It`s..... Black? Dude, I think you should get that checked out, you`re on the other end of the Jizzospectrum ;D
7
Worst living thing ever 38 comments
turningthetech
· 11 years ago
Australia: Land where EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING TRIES TO KILL YOU.
*rolls off saying nope* NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE...................
26
*rolls off saying nope* NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE...................
Let me. 11 comments
Visiting Putin 6 comments
I must find him
and give him a medal
(I am a girl but this is hilarious)