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Cheating power level-9001 8 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
I did that except the teacher was walking around and when she turned around, I glanced at them. I got a 100 on that test :3
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Because you see it done wrong in movies so often 19 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
You know, I am assuming that you are a guy, so, imagine bleeding from your dick once every month, I am sure guys would talk about that, too. http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2012/09/17/captain-picard-well-fuck-you-too/
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One liners 20 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Ooooh! That one`s great! I might use that someday :D
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spot the vegan 10 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
I was going to comment about that, but I see no need as you already did :3
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NICE IDEA 8 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
"Hey kid, I`m ironman." -said by man in bush
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My... 9 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
That last one just made me cry a little bit *tears roll down face*
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When you finish a good book 13 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
And then a single tear rolls down my face.
Pretty accurate.
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Child Eater 9 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
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Putting trust in someone 11 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
I would guess..... The lack of anything is representing the vunerability of the person, and vunerability is the thing you don`t want a real friend to take advantage of.
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The future has arrived 8 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
WHY AREN`T WE FUNDING THIS?!
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Wow. Such camo 14 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
o doge u has much camo
White house 3 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Oooh. You are my favorite guest. *hi fives for sass*
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On Wednesday We Wear Pink 19 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Of course Tony Stark would look like a pimp. Of course.
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In case you're having a sucky day today :) 18 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
This is adorable :33
Places of nope 40 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
The first one, considered it but... spiders? Hell nope.
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Why are you scared to lose your virginity 10 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
I laughed harder at this than I should
I am a sick human being
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So just got done watching Legend of Korra and this is me right about now... 14 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
I thought it was a gif for a second
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Every college student's midterm outfit 7 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
"Not until 4"
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Look twice 9 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
I guess that can apply, also! That was the first thing I noticed, actually :3
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apply cold water to the burn 4 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Damn, man got class and sass!
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Dem ankles 14 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
This generation 20 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Can anyone make me a portal gun so I can use it to:
1 punch those two in the face and
2 give the guy who backed up Roosevelt a medal.
Hop to it scientists! >:O
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Optical illusion museum 11 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
The 6th to last one (the guy getting "eaten") looks like something taken out of Attack on Titan!
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