The internet always has a way of making anything funny, especially a traditional holiday
*proceeds to stuff mashed potatoes into mouth* Godspeed, ladies and gentlemen, godspeed

Exactly. But if the host pronounced read as red, then steed would be out of the question.

And not as nude, too!

Now there will most likely be a Morios guy popping up, I just BET there will.

And it comes full circle once more, for I am her also.

Same here, man. I think my teachers are a but surprised when I pipe up with the lyrics to, say, "Living on A Prayer" in class.

OMG I KNO DID U C HARRY AND CEDRIC THEY TOTS GOT IT ON IN DE BATHROOM
learn what the word means, you bundle of twigs.

Or "never mind"

http://www.reactiongifs.com/oops-there-go-my-pants/

I heard Velcro is pretty good.

There are a few people who have sense and know what the word actually means. I hate the people at my school (save a few) and that is one of the reasons why.

Yeah, October is OctOVER. :D Eh? Eh?

There may be life, but it is certainly not intelligent...