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Amazing hybrids 27 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
The food pictures, you can FEEL the diabetes emanating from the screen!
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Australians 24 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
The downside is that they might be a were-spider and kill you
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Troll driver 5 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Remember that when you are paying for the other person`s new car.
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Oh tumblr... 20 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
She wears short shorts
I WEAR PANTS PANTS
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Well played IT guy 3 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Imagine having OCD and that happens...
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Just a true quote. 50 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Aw, you and your sass are perfect to me! -w-*
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Punk 11 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
I wish I could put this on a pamphlet to pass around school.
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea 30 comments
Women logic 3 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
*every dumb person logic* :l
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Not a smart decision 29 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
"This should make your headache vanish!" *pulls out porcupine*
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A whim away.. 7 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
IIIIEEEEEE-EEE-EEEEE-EEE Awhimaway awhimaway
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Lightly fried fish fillets 12 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
*sudden audience* oooooooooh gurrrrl!
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Man preparing to jump off building is kicked back into window 14 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
"Not today bitch, not today."
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Sounds about right 8 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
I actually printed this and gave one to my friend
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My requirements are simple 7 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Just replace "bread" with "food" and you got me
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Seriously? 11 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
We are getting our top decoders to figure out what the fuck you just said
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Elmo's tough world. 9 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
"Let`s jump rope WITH YOUR ENTRAILS MOTHERFUCKER"
"ELMO HEADLOCK!"
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Make girls wet 15 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Smooth as butter.
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On FS... 92 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Ohohoho, have you seen Youtube, my friend?
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Where are the sewing supplies? 9 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Somewhere, in an alternate universe....
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Dear (some) people at school... 15 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Oh Karkat, it frightens me how much I relate to him o///v///o
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All the walls and floors are flat. Imagine stumbling through here drunk 13 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Imagine tripping out on LSD and walking through that
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Don't you love Christmas 12 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Rockin` around T H E F I E R Y P I T S O F H E L L
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Bl*wjobs are hard 5 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
Is that title a fucking pun or am I just really dirty
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Puns 3 comments
turningthetech · 11 years ago
"mr-egbutt"
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