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More like "A dash of awkward. Oops!" 28 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Aw yeah! *highfives all around*
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More like "A dash of awkward. Oops!" 28 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
*AHEM* Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Misha Collins, Tyler Posey, Matthew Del Negro, Dylan O`Brien, Daniel Sharman, JR Bourne, Tyler Hoechlin, Linden Ashby, Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Matthew Lewis (inventor of Longbottom Syndrome) and then some.
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She'd be sassy and always right 7 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
"No way in hell, Jerome! I just got this done!"
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When someone beats me at making a witty comment 15 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
When someone beats me at getting an Oscar.
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More like "A dash of awkward. Oops!" 28 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
I could go on.
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More like "A dash of awkward. Oops!" 28 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
*When god made Tom Hiddleston/Chris Hemsworth/Robert Downey Jr.
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What running in a nightmare is like 8 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
If the dog was trained correctly to use the wheel, my guess is that the dog would gradually slow down, if the wheel isn`t powered to spin at the same rate no matter what. Thus, when the wheel stops, the dog can simply step off.
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Hell's gate 29 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
So that`s how Sam`s girlfriend did it. I was wondering how.
Living the dream 6 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
How I imagine Tom Hiddleston will spend his time when (*if) he dies.
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Is this true 9 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
It`s fine, micky. You weren`t being stupid, I just didn`t say what my motive was for the comment.
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Is this true 9 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
I am fully aware it is not Morgan Freeman, as I was pointing out that Morgan Freeman`s voice is regarded as said "deeper voice".
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Is this true 9 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
So moral of the story? Either get Morgan Freeman to narrate their thoughts, or just BE Morgan Freeman.
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Interesting 2 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Is it bad I immediately thought they skinned Will Shatner`s face before I read the rest?
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Bad business 2 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Sally collects seashells by the seashore because shapely seashells are scarce.
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This is real pain. 117 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Thor/Chris Hemsworth
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... Well then 3 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Rape jokes really aren`t funny. I hope people realize that soon.
Whenever your brother or sister is about to get a lecture 15 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Because you know sometime they`re gonna turn on you and lecture you too. Happens all the fucking time.
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Capital of Thailand 4 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
"Is it a Dong Hit?"
FINISH HIM!! 8 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
YAS SUPLEX THAT BITCH YOU GO GIRL FIGHT EM
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Yeah I'm in a Gang 30 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
That Yzma is fucking quality. I`m not even kidding.
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Spider army 68 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Just don`t go to the moon.... Freaking Moon Spiders..... Never EVER watch Apollo 18. Under ANY circumstances.
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We are progressing as a society 13 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
*cue Imagine Dragons
"Off in the distance there is resistance
bubbling up and festering"
(Ready Aim Fire BTW)
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Stomach growling in public 5 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
*loud grumble* WELL NOW THEY KNOOOOW
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Pass use English 5 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
This gives me hope.
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When you talk about The Sims in public 21 comments
turningthetech · 10 years ago
Me too, soccerch1ck. Me too.
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