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Very informative road sign 6 comments
tusabes · 3 weeks ago
Tucson Az. Rattlesnake Bridge. Signage, lights and a siren as warnings. Still got hit many times.
I know people who have done this, but the reply is so true 4 comments
tusabes · 3 weeks ago
Loud detector alarms cause cancer!
Good point 55 comments
tusabes · 4 weeks ago
It reads "churches" not christian or Baptist. Oops, you played yourself
Hard catching a cab in this town for some mysterious reason 3 comments
tusabes · 4 weeks ago
It looks like he's wiping his eyes.
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Upbeat new Crane 6 comments
tusabes · 9 weeks ago
If I'm not leaning over the sink, shirtless, with grease running down to my elbow then it's not good pizza.
But when Im done eating, it's like, uuugh, boy put on your shirt!
Right? 3 comments
tusabes · 9 weeks ago
I used to need to be a hero, until I realized I was as damaged, they do not want you when you're not getting drawn into their drama.
The Komodo Dragon is picky about what it eats 13 comments
tusabes · 9 weeks ago
Rich goat families bribe dragons not to eat their kids. Sometimes they send their kids on boat cruises with the head dragons to get eaten instead of eaten.
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BoopTheSnoop 3 comments
tusabes · 9 weeks ago
Maybe a bunch, but he's still not a felon.
And Ms. Stewart was a ho babe back in the day.
I leave the watermark 6 comments
tusabes · 9 weeks ago
I believe in miracles. But they have nothing to do with a higher being.
I leave the watermark 6 comments
tusabes · 9 weeks ago
I believe in miracles, where you from you sexy thing
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Alcoholic scattered Hawk 4 comments
tusabes · 9 weeks ago
But on Monday we're back to normal you freak.
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Kevin Malone 5 comments
tusabes · 9 weeks ago
That why call Tim Apple
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Dash caaaaaAaaaaam 8 comments
tusabes · 9 weeks ago
That car underneath the plane! The upholstery will never be clean again.
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I remember this.. God I'm old 41 comments
tusabes · 9 weeks ago
That's the thing you pushed in on the down low, to see who would be startled when it popped out.
Holy shit 10 comments
tusabes · 11 weeks ago
Make a list of everything you want.
Wish that everything on the list were true.
Daaaamn, single dad getting work done 12 comments
tusabes · 13 weeks ago
Those kids are too young to be working and going to college
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Mad lad 10 comments
tusabes · 13 weeks ago
I would drop him a grade point then and there.
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Societal Conditions or Nah 6 comments
tusabes · 13 weeks ago
I give a lot of gift cards. I put them in a brown paper bag and say I don't do wrapping. It's up to them to figure out if the bag held a burrito or a tall can of Steel reserve.
It's a national emergency! 17 comments
tusabes · 17 weeks ago
I'll bet they could be a badass wall with all that broken rock.
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Baby gates 1 comments
tusabes · 17 weeks ago
Mr. President,
Could you tell us again how the wall is going to work.
Students be broke af, even free is too expensive 9 comments
tusabes · 17 weeks ago
But you don't know what he used to open the cabinet
Crosswalks for wild animal over higway(not in usa) 7 comments
tusabes · 18 weeks ago
Animal roadway was installed over I10 just north of Tucson. Bat houses were installed under all new overpasses as well.
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No amount of bob can compensate shitty personality 7 comments
tusabes · 48 weeks ago
No , it’s still the boobs and butt
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Any good dog puns 5 comments
tusabes · 48 weeks ago
For making him eat all that peanut butter.
This Japanese gum container comes with a little pad of post-its for your discarded gum 10 comments
tusabes · 3 years ago
They buy girls panties on the subway platform vending machines but they care about gum?