Once you've had that epiphany you're ready to work through it. But you'll find it useful with your own kids. And way fun with your nephew/nieces

Worse, they value the votes of religious bigots over our rights. Very few politicians are truly men of faith.

It's almost always released because they've just done something else and aren't sure who knows about it.

Used to work horses 10 miles from my house. Drove home before I noticed 20 flies on the inside roof of my truck. Those dumb f**** had all the horse manure they could eat, but now they have to fight over scraps from the Mexican restaurant dumpster next to my house.

Yes, I do.They should sell yard signs with that printed on them.

Put holes in her condoms. Then sit back and wait until you can bully your half brother til he cries himself to sleep.

Yes I do. And youre a criminal scumbag that gives me an opportunity to express that .

These AH walk around every where with earpods. They should bring them to the beach too.

They fail to realize that were not cowering in caves , scared of the thunder and lightning anymore.

Pony express took 4 days from Missouri to California. USPS takes 4 days from Arizona to California.

I've never drank Pepto in the shower, but I wouldn't say no....

It's funny because it probably could make a better album.

In this case getting scammed doesn't make you a fool, it makes the scammer look scummy.

And he didn't cut his arm off

Thats a rat.

Using a proper English accent

1st rule of Mind Cow: no one udders a word about Mind Cow

Greed would want at least two months!

She meant to use a comma, instead of a foreward slash.

MF! I hope these arent the MF Hawaiian Orgasm mushrooms! Ill never get her to leave!

MF! I hope these arent the MF Hawaiian Orgasm mushrooms! Ill never get her to leave!

That 7 year old has big hands

Its obvious that it was hit by that frisbee

Funny! But that last O should be drawn with a black marker.