ImagiNathan

twerkin4potatoes


I am 17. Or at least that's what I was 5 years ago, hello again FunSubstance!
Almost 23, yikes.
Name's Nate

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First post in five years, be amused! 8 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 3 years ago
Indeed it does
When the man upstairs hears you 14 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 3 years ago
Come back, Tyler
First post in five years, be amused! 8 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 3 years ago
Hope you've been well since we last spoke!
First post in five years, be amused! 8 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 3 years ago
Just looked back, it was six weeks ago, you called me a "blast from the past."
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First post in five years, be amused! 8 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 3 years ago
No, I've had a FunSubstance for 6 or 7 years, I graduated high school and forgot this existed for a nice while. Now I'm back. Not quite in full force, though. You actually spoke to me on a message post I made about a month ago, I'm pretty sure.
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Accurate 26 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
D:
I don't get it!
Ve don't have vays to make you laaf 9 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
SCHNELL
Your head is going to be what's up 7 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Ask any of my friends, I always say that. Or the ceiling. Or whatever is above me at the time.
Accurate 26 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Wait, if they weren't playing Twister, what are they doing? D:
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me in the future 6 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Or if it's your wedding day and nobody told you.
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Werk 5 comments
Email is such a chore 2 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
The only letters I get are from colleges, and it irks me. I like it better when I get emails, because of the useful spam filters. If it goes to your inbox, it's either something with the words "Hate ducks" in the subject title, or it's a friend of yours trying to talk to you. I have some politically astute mail filters, so you never know.
So yeah xD
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what? 36 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
It's a Star Wars quote, from CT-96/298 or Alpha-98.
Does this REALLY need to be explained? 3 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
I swear me and a friend made this in our English 11 class. We were so bored and I was like "In capitalist America, bank robs you" randomly. He stared at me for a long minute and said he'd make it a meme and watch the internet absorb it as one of it's own.
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The funniest thing 3 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Actually, no. It literally happened in my school. Eighth graders were getting toured around the high school for their next year, which will be Freshman year (hopefully).
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History is coming full circle 11 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
It's got nothing on mine. xD
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Always 4 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
I thought I was the only one!
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Me_IRL 9 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
"Never forget the blood sweat and tears
The uphill struggle over years the fear and"
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Ugh, freshmen 12 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
I've seen a few like him. He's to my elbow, he's got a baby face, and he is bright blonde. I can't even look at him without cringing at the sheer memories it brings xD
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rip 22 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
My personal belief is that there is no god. I mean, yeah, it's nice to believe in something if it helps get you through the day, I won't raze you or anything for that.
But also, I believe that all the different strains of religion with one god are just worshiping the same god, just under different names. Yaweh, God, The Holy Father, they all seem pretty similar. The only difference is the messiahs they have. Moses, Jesus, and the works.
And, if you look at history, God, any aspect of him, is one of the leading causes of death throughout the world.
Ugh, freshmen 12 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Poking fun at the increasingly sexually active middle school. Girls having sex before they even hit their first period. Kind of disgusting.
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Ugh, freshmen 12 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
There's a legit Freshman at my school and he looks like he belongs in 5th grade..
Save the cows 58 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
If anything, cows may find pleasure in being milked..
A horse is a horse, of course, of course 9 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
"Confess your crimes, stale end piece of white bread!"
Weight loss motivation 18 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Honestly, any of those look attractive to me.
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