ImagiNathan

twerkin4potatoes


I am 17. Or at least that's what I was 5 years ago, hello again FunSubstance!
Almost 23, yikes.
Name's Nate

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People of the Internet, I give you the Sharkbird 15 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
Dogs have been warning us about them for centuries.. "Bark"
Bird, shark. Why have we never heard their calls to us and heeded them? Why have we dismissed them as nothing more than trivial and pointless vocal sounds on their parts?
They have been warning us! And they were right! The Barks are here! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Sense 2 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
I just imagined DeadPool in a 007 movie thanks to you.
Open at your own risk.. 10 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
Tip me all of your money! Or I'll violently give you an angry lap dance!
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Open at your own risk.. 10 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
What would that even be called?
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A Bear-o-dactyl 10 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
In Soviet Russia...
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A Bear-o-dactyl 10 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
Are you scared after opening it?
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A Bear-o-dactyl 10 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
It should have been.
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He was right all the time 6 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
Haaaaa I have a Windows XP in my room and can play Windows 98 games easily. It's also kinda sad.
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My every day life. 12 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
Well, internet-based relationships don't go off of visual appearance. They exist only because of personality.
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My every day life. 12 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
No, I meant people who just have decent lives. No huge ups or downs. No depression fits where they contemplated taking their own lives just to end the emotional pain. When you try to talk to them about your issues, I hate the pity in their eyes. Then they try to understand you, when the only way they could understand is to go through what you have.
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My every day life. 12 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
Well, for us, talking to normal people, it's not empathy in their eyes. Empathy means that they have gone through what we have, and they know what we feel.
You and me? Empathy. One of us to someone who had a normal life? Pity.
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The feel 12 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
THE FUCKING FEELS. THIS LITERALLY MAD ME SAD ;-;
Why I'm Killing You 5 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
And I am 17.
As for the confused waffl, its okay. I understand.
Why I'm Killing You 5 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
Little kids use this website to look at funny pictures. So I try to make everything with 'bad words' NSFW
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My test 3 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
It would be funnier if it said "My spellcheck keeps cutting my testicles off"
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My test 3 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
Really? I do that sort of thing on purpose :P
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Ventriloquist 5 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
He does. My question is why the mute's mouth opened.
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*childish giggling* 6 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
Me: London's Britches are falling down.
Friend: You fool, it's "London's bridge is falling down"
Me: No, look at this photo. I'm pretty sure it's London's britches that are falling.
Friend: Oh my god why
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huurh aaaaahnr 11 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
Want
This is so true 10 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
I know pain... I know the pain you speak of. The pain that never stops following you, never lets you forget.
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If you stare at the dot for over 10 secs it will turn red 20 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
More like a slight distraction then a blink.
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If you stare at the dot for over 10 secs it will turn red 20 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
I BLINKED RIGHT BEFORE THAT MOUSE CAME
AND WHEN I OPENED MY EYES IT WAS RED
I WAS SO CONFUSED
THEN I WATCHED IT AGAIN AND SAW
NOW I FEEL STUPID
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Cute Shepard puppy :D 9 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago
Thanks :D
And something tells me that you are a typical French girl. Not sure what, though.
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