twerkin4potatoes
I am 17. Or at least that's what I was 5 years ago, hello again FunSubstance!
Almost 23, yikes.
Name's Nate
Jessie is way cuter with her hair let down and no make-up 18 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
Say that to any and all anime-lovers, m8.
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Harsh 12 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
So that's what goes through a girl's mind when I ask her out, and why she says no.. Huh.
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Edited 8 years ago
Have you met the painting man 7 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
But.. the man is a painting.. It cuts off at the shoulders, and unless that painting is really a window into another room. The man has no legs or body, just a head and shoulders.. Correct me if I'm wrong?
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You agree? Guys! 5 comments
Never take sex advice from tumblr 16 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
Me: How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
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Yes, yes it does 11 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
Wait airfields make noise?
How come nobody told me about this?
Whoever didn't tell me is fired.
Earth-shattering news and nobody tells me. I'm done.
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How come nobody told me about this?
Whoever didn't tell me is fired.
Earth-shattering news and nobody tells me. I'm done.
Also he inspired a certain Futurama episode 16 comments
How many stars 22 comments
Or was it..........FAIRY GODPARENTS 2 comments
Saddest Disney story ever 9 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 9 years ago
I don't know why this guy got downvotes. It should be a part of everyone's childhoods. Like most Disney movies.
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Chill 2 comments
Who else agrees? 20 comments
Who else agrees? 20 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 9 years ago
Flashback to this one time a lady got mad at me for ordering a donut because she's on her diet.
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Who else agrees? 20 comments
Must be America 37 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 9 years ago
Actually, Americans are, by majority, unlearned. I'm American, so I can feel comfortable saying that. The other day I saw a man yelling at birds to shut up, when in reality, they are all just trying to get laid so they can carry on with their comparably short lives.
And, with our comparably long lives, we still spend most of it doing nothing. :P
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And, with our comparably long lives, we still spend most of it doing nothing. :P
Must be America 37 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 9 years ago
Absolutely nowhere did I see it calling America a country. I'm quite surprised that you know that America is a continent, I really am, and I wish that you can lower your hate-level a couple hundred percent, yeah?
If you truly wish to go around posting hate, make a profile and do it so you can properly talk to people :P
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If you truly wish to go around posting hate, make a profile and do it so you can properly talk to people :P
