ImagiNathan

twerkin4potatoes


I am 17. Or at least that's what I was 5 years ago, hello again FunSubstance!
Almost 23, yikes.
Name's Nate

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uhhhh..... 6 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Did I miss something major or something? Did the world do a hiccup again and rewrite everything that happened?
I mean no offense, I just wanted to share my opinion 88 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
...I don't even know if you're joking or not.
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I mean no offense, I just wanted to share my opinion 88 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Just like most people thought I was a girl, and probably still think I'm a girl.
Drake be Like 1 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
I do that a lot, actually. Hell, on Kik, there was this person I don't think I know that somehow got my username from someone at my school and I guess she goes to my school. She kept trying to 'tease' me with pictures and I was trying to legitimately have a conversation, asking how she was, how school is going, and every reply was a picture that was supposed to invoke my hormones to react, but after about a day of this, I believe she either blocked me or just gave up on me in general.
I didn't block her because I don't like to block people.
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It just can't happen 10 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
FALSE
I have chickens and we had to trim their nails/talons/toenail things and I had to chase them around a 13 acre yard! I caught all four of them! Though I did use a fishing net!
And I threw a rock at the opposite side of one so I could sneak up on the other side. Like a threw a pebble at the tree on the right side of it, to spook it into running into me, while I was sneaking up on the left :D
The others were easier. I had multiple cuts due to pecking. But it was fun.
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Is it just me? 9 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
My handwriting is so horrible I can't even understand anything. I tried to make my handwriting better, but it only made it slightly worse.
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"To be or not to be. That is the question" 10 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
My brother once got kicked out of a book store for moving bibles to the fiction section.
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Drone warfare 4 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
But... it only takes 3 kills for a UAV... two if you have Hardline Perk on. ;-;
Quite the family resemblance 1 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Sorry, but who is the guy on the far right? Excuse me for my ignorance.
Some men just want to watch the world burn 10 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Burn the wall, picture, and the setter of the picture. All will be solved.
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Bliss 5 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
That made me cry. I'm not even kidding. ;-;
+1 respect to the guy.
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soon 4 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Anything is possible, technologically-wise, with hacking. It could be turned into real-life GTA. Hacking into someone's computer-controlled car, seeing through the camera, and treat the car as if it were a RC car, possibly even locking the person inside to suffer as their mode of transportation becomes someone's new toy.
And, if advanced enough, do the same thing to multiple cars at once to either pull off the biggest heist since the "Napolean-Hitler Nutella" heist.
Either that or do a massive synchronized car driving thing. Both would be equally amusing to those of us too poor to buy a future self-driving car :P
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Right in the feels 6 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Just like Philip Fry never came home.
Oh Anakin 4 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Oh my god.
And the first of the Jedi (padawans) he personally killed were about his age when he said that ;-;
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Seems I'm not the only one 19 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Because she loves wearing loose clothing, and she feels the peer pressure of the girls around her, all fo them trying to make her wear tight clothing to be like them, what they think is pretty. When she wears tight clothes, she tells me how it just down't feel right,and how she doesn't know why girls like tight clothes. So, supporting her, I get irked when she wears tight clothes because:
1) I know she doesn't want to
2) Peer pressure is a bitch
3) She feels prettier and better, more comfortable in loose clothes
4) I don't have a fourth, but I feel that lists are incomplete without at least 4 things.
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Grammar nazis nowadays 14 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Honestly, I have those saved to my computer's "Notes" application, so that whenever I see grammar I don't approve of, I can just post those five links. That way I don't have to bother looking them up again and again.
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Seems I'm not the only one 19 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
I get that a lot, surprisingly, but I like to think I think, say, and do what other guys would.
Seems I'm not the only one 19 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
"Love yourself, wear the clothes you want, and others will truly love you as well"
I kinda put that there for a reason. You can wear tight clothes if you wish, I won't judge, just saying my personal preferences.
Great. She deleted her comment. Now I look like I'm going off on another rant xD
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Seems I'm not the only one 19 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
I actually like girls in looser clothing, to be honest. No makeup, comfy clothes, instead of looking like a bimbo like 98% of preppy girls in school and life :P
Dyed hair is fine, piercings, that's cool, just don't try to impress me with your body; Then we'll get alone just fine. I actually get kind of irked at my girlfriend if she wears tight clothes; She looks better in loose clothing anyhow. Social events, it's like a societal norm to dress up in tight and expensive looking clothing. Either that or flat out pajamas.
Hopefully I'm not the only guy like that, and if I am, I'll actually be kind of disappointed..
Sorry if this seems like a rant, just saying my point of view on the matter. Tight clothes look like you're trying too hard to be cute, and that's not really attractive :/
Love yourself, wear the clothes you want, and others will truly love you as well. :3
That said, my rant for the week done, hopefully, I will be gone.
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I don't know anymore. 8 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
I would guess that the dog is doing drill? xD
(Its a military thing)
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Chicken shaming 2 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
I actually have a Rhode Island Red, and it hasn't laid a single egg in about 3 months now. At first, she was brooding, then molting, now we don't even know. D:
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When you're left alone with the weird kid 4 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
When your friends aren't quite as high as you.
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I, myself, play the piano... You? 114 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
Aw thank you :3 I do piano, used to trombone, and I am learning guitar.
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Life and Death 11 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 8 years ago
They were being shipped before we came into existence :3
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