Omg SAME.

,*

You're good at finding loopholes! Aren't you?

No that's your thing captain. I'd rather kill people, it's far more...thrilling.

Fine, I can always buy more clothing.
And damn it I swear I'm gonna start killing people.

First, yes please fix my clothing.
Second, no space roofies. I think I have enough with the hyper vodka.

WELL FUCK

Oh ok, and what do you mean about putting the part of my clothing back?

What do you mean?

Join us
One of us
One of us
One of us

Naw don't think like that, the more the merrier!

Damn it...captain did you give out any drugs??

Not high, just slightly drunk. These damn hyper vodkas.

Y
A
S

Yeah, thank goodness, now please don't destroy my clothing again, it's not nice.

Captain
No
Stahp
What the hell
CAPTAIN

No captain. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna change. *walks to bathroom*

Hope you enjoy the view. It ain't gonna last long. Now, where's the bathroom....

*screams* GODDAMNIT NOT MY GOOD SKIRT
UGH this is not a good day. Thank god I always bring extra clothes

Hey..hey what are you gonna do with that??

Ha! See? They're long gone now. Thank you evilgummybear.

Oh that sounds cool.

YAASSS

YAS

YES
OK FUCK THIS IM GONNA WRITE THE FANFIC.
ANYONE WANT TO HELP?
If anyone wants help me write the fanfic, here's my email so we can chat about it and stuff.
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