*freaks out* How does it know this?

My sides were aching after reading the whomping willow one.

When a kid says that, I intentionally aim for the side of their face so that the large red mark is indisputable proof that the punk got hit. >:)

Imagine if you blow past a cop going 20 over. What would he radio in to his buddies and say?
"We've got a...uh...you'll know it when you see it."

can't wait for day 3

Package: "Feed me Seymour"
Me: *Searches for packing peanuts*

I keep mine between Lava Hot and Cold?.

I would probably run for a few moments then go Rambo on it.

Ben chimes in saying, "You shouldn't have done that."

I have the strong impression that the maze is based off of the university's pipe system.