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I should be doing my homework right now but . . . 4 comments
twisteriavirus · 6 years ago
*freaks out* How does it know this?
Harry can't relate. 8 comments
twisteriavirus · 6 years ago
My sides were aching after reading the whomping willow one.
Biggest assh*les at recess ever 10 comments
twisteriavirus · 6 years ago
When a kid says that, I intentionally aim for the side of their face so that the large red mark is indisputable proof that the punk got hit. >:)
Because your overcompensation is out of this world 12 comments
twisteriavirus · 6 years ago
Imagine if you blow past a cop going 20 over. What would he radio in to his buddies and say?
"We've got a...uh...you'll know it when you see it."
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Well that escalated quickly 13 comments
twisteriavirus · 6 years ago
can't wait for day 3
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Amazon is getting weirder 6 comments
twisteriavirus · 6 years ago
Package: "Feed me Seymour"
Me: *Searches for packing peanuts*
We all have monsters 23 comments
twisteriavirus · 6 years ago
As am I. Sometimes they're the only friends I have. *Begins humming Denizens of the Toybox* (Song found at https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xm_K7DUPMbo1EurNk2wO1GZHrexeENAXDQA27hnP8U4/edit?usp=sharing ) (Tune found at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wky_3XA8hnc )
· Edited 6 years ago
Turns your room into a nightmare 34 comments
twisteriavirus · 6 years ago
Especially after reading Creepypastas all night.
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If shower temperatures were honest 7 comments
twisteriavirus · 6 years ago
I keep mine between Lava Hot and Cold?.
An extra 'family member' 23 comments
twisteriavirus · 6 years ago
Lol ikr that's exactly what I thought.
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The most frightening prank 7 comments
twisteriavirus · 6 years ago
I would probably run for a few moments then go Rambo on it.
Always use protection, people 2 comments
twisteriavirus · 6 years ago
Ben chimes in saying, "You shouldn't have done that."
University janitor draws an impossible maze 20 comments
twisteriavirus · 6 years ago
I have the strong impression that the maze is based off of the university's pipe system.